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/180/ 2025 Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier & Draw Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! We’re bringing the world of darts to Minecraft!

Compete against other PDC Tour Card Holders for a chance to secure a spot in the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship…in Minecraft! Four lucky players will get the chance to show off their virtual dart-throwing skills on the biggest stage in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We’ll have full coverage of the qualifier on our DartConnect page, because who needs real sports when you can watch Minecraft darts instead? The draw will be held on Sky Sports News…Minecraft edition, of course.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Dom Taylor get replaced by Robert Owen in the field of a virtual darts championship? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around! Join now and let the virtual darts madness begin!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	987
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8443
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2242	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4195
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Votes:	8526
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Emeralds Found:	3065	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Alien Abductions:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8987
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Magic Items Found:	4829
Meteorites Collected:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	137
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
New Chunks Explored:	281586	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where VTubers run wild without any rules or regulations? Look no further! Our server is cracking down on VTubing with our outrageous government legislation proposal.

Join us if you want to witness VTubers being forced to wear ridiculous costumes, like a giant banana suit or a chicken costume, while streaming. You’ll never know what to expect next!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground VTuber fight club where VTubers battle it out for virtual supremacy. Will your favorite VTuber come out on top or will they be banished to the depths of the server forever?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where VTubers are controlled and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!