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WozCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of Scott the Woz, welcoming you to the most epic gaming experience of your life.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to a colony of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them? That’s right, you can wish for anything your heart desires, whether it’s a castle made of cheese or a pet dragon named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life!

The Mystery Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
New Chunks Explored:	405962	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server out there! So, picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. But that’s not even the best part – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are all secretly plotting to take over the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Master” who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then look no further. Join us and see what adventures await in this wacky, wild world. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of what really happened to him…whatever that means!

ClientDinnerDrama

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected events, just like when your girlfriend invites your client to a romantic dinner date without asking you first. Who needs romance when you can have awkwardness and betrayal in block form?

Experience the thrill of being the butt of every joke, just like our player who couldn’t catch a break at the dinner table. But hey, at least you’ll never run out of conversation topics when discussing new outfits and oud burners!

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through relationship drama and passive-aggressive comments, all while trying to survive in a pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even getting called “fat” by your client at a dinner date. It’s all part of the fun!

BlockyBarfCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Farms Harvested:	802	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

BlockyRetirementAge

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	243
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	250
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	944	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Villages Defended:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9590
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?