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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 698 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!