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Crafty Internet Mines – Minecraft Server

#icecream, apples, babies out their mouths, Bananas, bubble-gum cabbage, chicken nuggets, chocolatebars, Crafty, deranged whistling, feet for a face, gibberish, internet, John McCann, light-switch, marbles, Minecraft, Mines, sellotape, Server, smelling the floor, suspenders, topsy turvy world, upside down

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Items Found:	3329	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got bananas that will make you rethink your entire existence, ice cream made of sellotape, and cows that laugh like Marty after too many bananas! Join us for a topsy turvy world where anything is possible, even babies being born out of mouths! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LazyTownCraft Minecraft Server

CANCELLED, Concept Art, Development, F for Fascist Sportacus, Fan film, Julianna Mauriello, LazyTown, LazyTownCraft, leaked, Magnus Scheving, Minecraft, Movie, official product, Rated R, reprise, Roles, Seething, Server, sportacus, STEPHANIE, trump, twitter

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have enough drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life soap opera! We may not have R-rated LazyTown movies (thanks a lot, Trump), but we do have scandalous leaks and Twitter feuds that will keep you entertained for hours.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Magnus Scheving and Julianna Mauriello as they fight to reclaim their roles as Sportacus and Stephanie. Will they succeed? Will there be a plot twist that no one saw coming? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than a reality TV show, come join us and prepare to be entertained like never before. Who needs R-rated movies when you have the craziness of our Minecraft world?

GiftRage Minecraft Server

Birthday, Communication, Conflict, emotions, expensive gift, family, financial trouble, gift, GiftRage, Gratitude, high school, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, parents, Phone, relationships, Server, teenage girl, teenager, ungrateful, Value

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful parents who buy you expensive gifts when you specifically asked for something more practical? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own phone out of blocks and never have to worry about ungrateful parents again!

On our server, you can create your own virtual phone that never breaks, never needs an upgrade, and never costs more than you want to spend. Build a world where financial troubles don’t exist and where you can be as grateful or ungrateful as you want without any consequences.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind – because who needs a new phone when you can have a virtual one that’s always perfect?

MallMishapCraft

age, Apology, bad day at work, bathroom, creepy behavior, department store, female, mall worker, MallMishapCraft, marital status, Protective, protective uncle, retail worker, short temper, showdown, toxic guilt, uncle, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable questions, verbal harassment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t have to worry about creepy retail workers hitting on you in the mall bathrooms!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any unwanted advances from strangers. And hey, if you ever need backup, just call on your protective uncle to come to your rescue like a knight in shining armor.

So come on down to our server and leave the drama at the mall. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual retail worker to apologize to you on their knees for a change! Join now for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience like no other.

Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anxiety triggers, awkward predicament, CREEPERS, embarrassing fear, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, fear of being laughed at, fear of failure, fear of judgment, fear of ridicule, irrational fears, irrational thoughts, Minecraft, public embarrassment, ridiculous scenarios, Server, social anxiety, social awkwardness, specific fear, specific phobia, uncomfortable scenario, unique phobia, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you afraid of accidentally punching a llama in Minecraft and starting a llama uprising against you? Well, fear no more because on our server, llamas are banned from spawning within a 100-block radius of your base! Join now and avoid the wrath of the llama army!

CraftyCreeperz

#clandestine activities, #covert operations, behind-the-scenes happenings, concealed activities, confidential updates, covert happenings, CraftyCreeperz, current affairs, hidden news, obscure happenings, overlooked occurrences, secret developments, under-the-radar events, underreported issues, undisclosed information., unnoticed events, unnoticed trends, unpublicized incidents, unreported news, unseen events

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited mining abilities and the power to turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Army, a group of chickens who have banded together to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing villagers and glowstone dance floors. Can you find it and join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

PanicCraft: Don’t Be Manipulated!

abusive behavior, control tactics, dont, emotional manipulation, emotional wellbeing, fear-mongering, Gaslighting, Manipulated, Manipulation, manipulation signs, manipulation tactics, manipulation techniques, manipulation warning signs, mental health, mental manipulation, mind games, Panic, PanicCraft, psychological manipulation, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s, like, the best ever. like, seriously, it’s so good that even herobrine himself plays on it.

we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and the mobs? oh man, they’re so dumb they’ll just walk right into lava without even realizing it.

also, did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named bacon? yeah, he’s, like, super chill and will give u free enchanted gear just for saying hi.

oh, and if u see a chicken riding a creeper, don’t worry, they’re just best friends. it’s totally normal here.

so, like, come join us and have the time of ur life. just watch out for the flying cows, they’re a little aggressive.

Silvermons: Minecraft Server of Misfit Pixelmon and Endless Tournaments! Join the chaos!

Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Chaos, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endless, friendly community, Gyms, Join, Minecraft, minecraft 1.16.5, Misfit, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon, Player Gym system, Rank progression, Server, server ip, Silvermons, Tournaments

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Silvermons Server Overview:

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has of content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Description

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has of content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server Information:

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	Pixelmon Reforged on 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

FAQ:

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.

Q: What content does the server have for players?

A: The server offers a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.

Q: What version of Pixelmon Reforged is the server running?

A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.silvermons.com

86Craft Minecraft Server

86 45, 86Craft, controversy, Government, GovWhitmer, Michigan, Minecraft, online communication, policy decisions, political analysis, political commentary, Political debate, political discourse, political figures, political implications, political polarization, Politics, public opinion, Server, social media, social media impact, twitter, united states

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crops Grown:	4719
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our pixelated paradise. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: MiniCraftyKe

Anime, budgeting, Challenges, comedy, Daily Life, Expenses, family, financial support, friendship, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Manga, Minami-ke, Minecraft, MiniCraftyKe, parents, relationships, responsibilities, school life, Server, Siblings, slice of life, support system

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Potions Brewed:	85	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so immersed in the game that they forget about their real life responsibilities! Join us and witness the chaos as players build elaborate structures while neglecting their basic needs like food and rent. Who needs parents when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds you mine in-game can be exchanged for real-life currency to pay for your bills. So come join us and see how long you can survive without adult supervision!

GiftTrackersMC

Birthday, Communication, consideration, Etiquette, Expectation, family, follow-up, generational differences, gift, gift giving, GiftTrackersMC, Gratitude, Kindness, Manners, misunderstanding, older generation, Rude, social media, thank you, thoughtful, tradition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about not receiving a thank you for your virtual gifts! Our players are always grateful for the diamonds, gold, and enchanted items you share with them. And if you don’t get a thank you in-game, just ask – we encourage communication and manners here!

Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. And if you ever feel like your gifts are being taken for granted, our admins will step in and make sure everyone shows their appreciation.

So come on over to our server and experience the joy of giving and receiving in a virtual world where politeness reigns supreme. Who knew Minecraft could teach us all a lesson in gratitude?