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Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3753
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5158	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Void Gems Collected:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	7494
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

What are Minecraft servers like SamMc ?

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20

Some similar Minecraft servers to SamMc include: 1. Mineplex – Known for its large player base and diverse range of mini-games, Mineplex offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay options. 2. Hypixel – Renowned for its custom minigames and unique quests, Hypixel is a popular choice for players seeking a dynamic and engaging server experience. 3. The Hive – With its focus on competitive gameplay and fast-paced action, The Hive attracts players looking for intense PvP battles and challenging obstacles. 4. CubeCraft – Featuring a variety of mini-games and creative building modes, CubeCraft appeals to players seeking both competitive and relaxed gaming experiences. 5. Lifeboat Network – Known for its survival games and role-playing servers, Lifeboat Network offers a wide range of gameplay options for players of all interests.

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ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	165
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, information resources, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Third-person Shooter, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Votes:	1739
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have reimagined the game as a crutches edition! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, now you’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies with crutches!

Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!

Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw weapon, Character development, dark fantasy, demon hunter, devil contracts, fan favorite, Hero, hit series, Intense battles, man, Manga, manga protagonist, Minecraft, must-read, Popular, Protagonist, shonen jump, smp, Supernatural powers, unique powers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Meet our hero and the titular protagonist of the hit series Chainsaw Man, but in Minecraft form! Join our wacky SMP where instead of chopping down trees with an axe, you use a chainsaw like a true lumberjack extraordinaire!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!

Mom’s MineCraft Server

close-knit family, family bond, maternal connection, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter bond strength, mother-daughter closeness, mother-daughter communication, mother-daughter connection, mother-daughter friendship, mother-daughter love, mother-daughter relationship, mother-daughter relationship closeness, mother-daughter relationship dynamics, mother-daughter relationship impact, mother-daughter relationship importance, mother-daughter relationship significance, mother-daughter support, mother-daughter trust, mother-daughter understanding, motherly love, Server, strong mother-daughter bond

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you and your mom like two peas in a pod? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can team up with your mom and take on the virtual world together! Build epic structures, battle fearsome mobs, and show everyone that mother-son/daughter duos are the ultimate power team in the gaming universe. Join now and make your mom proud by dominating the leaderboards with your unbeatable teamwork!

Plane Ticket Minecraft SMP Send Her Back

citizenship, Cross-cultural, Cultural differences, Decision making, deportation, expatriate, family, foreign country, HOMELAND, immigration, India, international travel, long distance journey, Minecraft, plane, plane ticket, Relocation, repatriation, return journey, Send, send her back, smp, ticket, travel, Visa

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

KinniCraft – The Beefy Minecraft Server

Beefy, Chaos, Character, EYES, Great III, japanese fans, Kevin Mask, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, Mantaro, Minecraft, next generation, Server, speculation, Terry the Kid, Terryman, Ultimate Tag arc

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	95
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos begins! Join now and become the new Great III of the Minecraft world.

Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!

End of Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, humanity is on the brink of extinction! But hey, who cares about saving the world when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends instead?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?

Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!

Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	436	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!