John Guidetti Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ClockWife’s Booty Adventures: A Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Noob Adventures

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6578
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Oh boy, do we have mods! Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft mods. We’ve got a mod that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas, a mod that makes the sun wear sunglasses, and a mod that replaces all the dirt blocks with giant cupcakes. Trust us, once you see our mods, you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again!

And let’s talk about difficulty. On our server, the mobs are so tough, they bench press diamond blocks for fun. The zombies have PhDs in brain-eating, and the skeletons are expert archers who never miss a shot. But don’t worry, we also have a mod that gives you a jetpack and a laser gun, so you can fight back in style.

As for better graphics, oh boy, are you in for a treat. Our server has so many shaders and texture packs, your eyes will thank you for joining. The grass looks like it’s made of rainbows, the water sparkles like diamonds, and the sunsets are so breathtaking, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the mods are wild, the difficulty is insane, and the graphics are out of this world. Trust us, once you play here, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	5781	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Emeralds Found:	7516	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to stop the evil Ender Dragon – a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these llamas are ready to take on any challenge and protect our realm from destruction.

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and purr at your every command. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride a giant chicken into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide! #5125

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and intrigue. Will you be able to survive the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and serve up piping hot bowls of noodles to hungry players?

But that’s not all! Get ready for the Grand Assault on Gregorius, an indoors torment filled with heavy armor and even heavier drama. Can you handle the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set and unleash your inner fury on unsuspecting foes?

And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, or the 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions that will have you grinding like never before. With banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, and Natsu, as well as Ichika, Kasumi, and Ako, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few torments and heavy armor)!

WomanHaterCraft: Where we love to hate women but secretly think they’re better than us, what a paradox!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you a confused cave dweller who can’t decide if you want to fight or befriend the women of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the ultimate battle of the sexes as you navigate through a world where women reign supreme. Will you conquer your fear of strong female characters, or will you cower in a corner and build a house made of tissues? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

KuboCraft: Where even Minecraft characters win manga awards!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	8859	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so awesome, even Kubo himself would be proud. Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs with your trusty sword, just like a true Shonen hero. Who needs Oda and Kishimoto when you can be the star of your own manga adventure? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a true OPbro or Nartbro on our server – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

SwissCheeseCraft: Where cyclists and motorcyclists get lost in the world of blocks!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	86	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of sharing the roads with swiss, cyclists, and motorcyclists? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, they are banned! No more dodging road faggots while trying to build your dream castle. Join us and experience a world where the only thing polluting the roads are creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s a hotholy trinity of fun you won’t want to miss!

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6587
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9971
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?