John Bollinger Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1653	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Farms Harvested:	234
Potions Brewed:	161	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crops Grown:	1758	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ores Mined:	3842	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1471	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	582051	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Potions Brewed:	162
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!