Johannes Helgelin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

Ginko’s Manga Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7224	Holy Grails Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a Ginko manga – full of mysterious creatures, strange adventures, and mind-bending twists! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while dodging giant talking mushrooms, or battling creepers that have learned kung fu from a wise old panda. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – just like Ginko never leaves a village without solving their supernatural problems!

LOLcraft: Rest in Pieces

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Magic Items Found:	7981
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player from 1988 who haunts our server, offering tips and tricks from beyond the grave. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

We have insane mini-games like “Zombie Pig Jousting” where you ride on zombie pigs and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks. And don’t forget about our “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump across pools of lava while being chased by flaming chickens!

But the real reason to join our server is the epic PvP battles that happen every night at the haunted castle in the sky. Fight against other players using enchanted weapons and armor, all while dodging fireballs from the ghostly guardians that protect the castle.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream in terror as you explore our crazy world.

KuntCraft: Where Creepers are less common than your mom jokes!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	181	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	772	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of killer bunnies that have taken over the server. These bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player blood and will stop at nothing to hunt you down!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts that can help you conquer the killer bunnies and rule the server.

So, if you’re brave enough to face killer bunnies and explore an underground city, then come join us on our server. Just remember, in this world, the question is not “Which is more common in your kunt?” but rather “Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life?”

DungeonCrawl LOLz: Survive & Thrive to the Last Level!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	103	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even reaching the last dungeon won’t make you want to stop playing! In fact, we have players who have been stuck in the last dungeon for years because they just can’t bear for the game to be over. Join us and become part of the never-ending adventure!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. From building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether to creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and never finish the game – because who needs closure when you can keep having fun forever!

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

Where’s the Minecraft Server? It’s like Bigfoot – Legendary, but never seen!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of waiting for that game that never seems to come out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us.

Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to seek inspiration for new updates. And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds singing in harmony.

So why wait for that elusive game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Say ‘Goodbye for all eternity’ to your friends on this hilarious Minecraft server!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Divine Spears Created:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles, dancing to dubstep music. And that’s just the beginning!

On this server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. Want to build a house? How about a floating castle made entirely of cheese? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to Michael Jackson tunes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players can compete in a hot dog eating contest against a horde of hungry pandas. The winner gets a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Streamy McStreamFace: We Stream Once Every 2 Months and It’s Glorious!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	32
New Chunks Explored:	463725	Dragon Eggs Found:	5079

Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers who only stream once in a blue moon? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have the NUMBER 1 VTuber who streams once every 2 months! That’s right, she’s so good that she doesn’t even need to stream regularly to stay on top.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of our VTuber as she battles against other VTubers who just can’t seem to keep up. Will she reign supreme? Will she finally reveal why she only streams once every 2 months? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!