joeyv – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ToiletPup Minecraft Server

Abuse, Aromantic, basement, bathroom, Boundaries, Choice, decision, dehydration, dog, health, loyalty, Minecraft, Personal, relationship, rescue, Respect, Server, TOILET, ToiletPup, Trauma, UNICORN, veterinarian

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize the health and happiness of our furry friends above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with love, laughter, and toilet-drinking dogs!

Are you tired of boring old servers where dogs aren’t allowed to have their own personal bathrooms? Well, look no further! On our server, every dog gets their own luxurious toilet to drink from, just like our beloved Benny the shepadoodle.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict rule that no humans are allowed to use the doggy bathroom. It’s exclusively for our four-legged friends, because they deserve the best treatment possible!

Join us on this wacky journey where relationships take a backseat to the love we have for our pets. Who needs romance when you have a loyal companion like Benny by your side?

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of letting your dog drink from their very own toilet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! And remember, on our server, dogs always come first. So ditch the drama and join us for a howling good time!

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TipsyTeaseCraft

ANNOYED, bad decisions, DATING, Drinking, drunk date, FLIRTING, Friend, Friends, hookup, House Party, LEAVING, medication, Meetup, Party, reaction, refusal, Safety, TipsyTeaseCraft, Upset

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like the time I invited a girl to a house party and she ended up flirting with my friend. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama like in this story, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell after playing on our server!

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LostInMinecraftSMP

AMBITION, aspirations, career development, career planning, dream job, future aspirations, future goals, goal achievement, goal orientation, goal setting strategies, goal-setting, life planning, long-term planning, long-term vision, LostInMinecraftSMP, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, success mindset, Time management

Bro, who even knows where they wanna be in 5 or 10 years? Like, I could be living on Mars with my pet alien cat for all I know. But you know what I do know? I wanna be on this Minecraft SMP server, bro. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.

So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!

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AloneCraft: Extrovert Edition

AloneCraft, Edition, extrovert

Do you ever wonder what extroverts think about when they’re alone? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us for a wild ride through the minds of extroverts as they build, mine, and chat up a storm in our virtual world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of extroverted aliens who are using Minecraft as a cover for their intergalactic communication experiments. Join us and you might just uncover the truth behind the extraterrestrial conspiracy!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. It’s said that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your quest for riches, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of extroverted enlightenment.

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FrozenAssetMC_Server

asset recovery, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, financial assets, financial transactions, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC_Server, funds, geopolitical issues, government funds, international finance, international relations, political tensions, proceeds, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDZ GALORE AND CREEPERZ DAT DANCE LIKE THEY AT A RAVE.

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW THE BEST PARTIES.

JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

ALSO, UKRAINE JUST GOT SOME CASH FROM RUSSIA SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

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MissileMayhemCraft

air raid, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, defense system, Fails, injured, interception, International, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, MissileMayhemCraft, News, Rocket, SECURITY, strike, Tension, War, Yemen

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s safer than central Israel right now! Our missile interceptions never fail, unlike in Yemen. Plus, we got six injured players who can’t stop playing cuz it’s so lit! Come join the chaos and build ur own bunker to protect urself from any incoming missiles. It’s a blast, literally! Join now before it’s too late!

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BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

amazement, appreciation, Bread, BreadCraft, carb, Chronicles, Communication, comparison, culture, Diversity, Inuit, Language, language enthusiasts, linguaphiles, linguistic diversity, linguistics, linguists, semantics, Snow, terminology, VARIATIONS, vocabulary, Words

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than the entire Inuit language has words for snow. we have bread that sparkles like diamonds, bread that sings like angels, and bread that can even make you fly like a majestic bread eagle.

our community is filled with bread enthusiasts who will trade you rare loaves and share their secret bread recipes. we even have a bread-themed parkour course where you can jump from baguette to baguette like a true bread ninja.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us and experience the carb-filled adventure of a lifetime. who needs snow when you can have bread in all its glorious forms? come join us and let the bread revolution begin!

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WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan

Animal Behavior, balaenid whales, Biodiversity, conservation, Endangered species, Environmental Science, extreme longevity, industrial whaling, LIFESPAN, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammals, oceanic research, oceanography, research, scientific discovery, southern right whales, WhaleCraft, wildlife, year

join our epic minecraft server where whales live for over 130 years and go on wild adventures with you! forget about boring old servers where whales die young, come to ours for the ultimate whale experience. ride on the back of a 130-year-old southern right whale as you explore the depths of the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. industrial whaling has nothing on us, we protect our whales and let them live their best lives. come join the fun and see just how long your whale companion can live!

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Soppeldunk War SMP [modded]

Combat, Enhanced, Features, gameplay, Guns, Minecraft, Modded, nuclear power, nukes, Planes, Players, proximity chat, PvP, rules, Server, Skill Tree, smp, Soppeldunk, Space Travel, Survival, TEAM, War

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Hosting a team based survival modded Minecraft server with enhanced combat, skill tree, guns, nukes, and more.
Gameplay	No gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose to survive peacefully or destroy everything with nuclear power.
Current Features	SUPPORTS UP TO 60 PLAYERS (proximity chat, souls like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, skill tree, etc…)
Updates	More updates will be rolled out in the future.
Installation Instructions	Visit Discord for installation instructions. Curse Forge required.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players does the server support?	The server supports up to 60 players.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some features include proximity chat, souls-like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, and skill tree.
Are there any gameplay rules limiting players?	No, there are no gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose their own path in the game.
Where can I find the installation instructions?	Installation instructions can be found on the Discord server. Curse Forge is required for the modded Minecraft server.

Passionate Fetishes Minecraft Server

BDSM, fetish accessories, fetish art, fetish clothing, fetish community, fetish culture., fetish experience, fetish exploration, fetish fantasy, fetish lifestyle, fetish model, fetish objects, fetish photography, fetish roleplay, fetish satisfaction, fetishes, fetishism, kink, Minecraft, Passion, passionate, Server, sexual desire

Yo, bros, do you like, love your fetishes as much as this dude loves his? Well, if you wanna take your fetish game to the next level, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we got dungeons that are kinkier than a Fifty Shades of Grey novel, mobs that are into some freaky stuff, and a community that’s as open-minded as a hippie at Burning Man. So come on, join us and let your fetishes run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

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