#JoeyJordison Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StepSibBdayDrama-GroundED

Birthday, bullying, consequences, DAUGHTER, family conflict, Grandparents, grounding, holiday trip, insults, Malicious, Maturity, name-calling, provocation, punishment, selfish, special day, spoiled, Stepbrother, StepSibBdayDramaGroundED, unjust

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Animals Bred:	104	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing out birthday candles and smashing cakes is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the spirit of Anna and her epic cake-smashing skills.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good prank and don’t mind a little bit of drama. With griefing and trolling at an all-time high, you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across next.

Plus, if you’re looking for a place where grandparents reward bad behavior with lavish holidays, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for flying cakes and tears of betrayal along the way!

DateImpressor Minecraft SMP

creative date experiences, creative date ideas, date night adventures, DateImpressor, impressing a crush, impressing a date, impressing a significant other, impressing someone special, impressing someone you like, memorable date memories, memorable date moments, Minecraft, out of the box date ideas, quirky date activities, quirky date stories, smp, thinking outside the box, unconventional date stories, unconventional dating, unique date experiences, unusual date activities, unusual date ideas, unusual date stories

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	421	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Have you ever built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft just to show off your creativity and dedication? Well, if you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to do just that and more!

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

MovieMunchiesMC

Cinema, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, Experience, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional, Gastronomy, iconic, imagination, indulgence, memorable, movie food, MovieMunchiesMC, Nostalgia, Real Life, Taste, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can eat food from your favorite movies in real life! Ever wanted to chow down on a Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants or feast on a Never-Ending Gobstopper from Willy Wonka? Well, now you can!

Join our server and experience the culinary delights of the silver screen like never before. Our chefs have mastered the art of recreating movie foods in pixelated form, so get ready to indulge in a feast fit for a Hollywood star.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with giant popcorn monsters and candy cane warriors. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Turkey Leg is hidden somewhere deep within the labyrinth, waiting to be claimed by a brave adventurer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re gonna need it!

TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom

aircraft, airstrike, armed conflict, Commander, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Middle East conflict, militant group, military operation, Palestinian territories, reportedly killed, security operation, strikes, targeted killing, terror cell, Tulkarm, TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom, Vehicle

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mines Excavated:	2949	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can join in on epic battles just like this one! We got IDF aircrafts swoopin’ in and takin’ out terror cells in vehicles, like whoa! And apparently, they even took out a Hamas commander, like, dang! If you wanna experience some intense action and feel like a total badass, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this insane world of Minecraft madness! Join now and let the chaos begin!

TrackTrotFunLand

3 legged race, agility, alternative races, athletic challenges, athletic events, backwards running, Competition, creativity, Diversity, Endurance, olympics, Physical fitness, Running, skipping, sports, sprinting, swimming stroke, track, track and field, TrackTrotFunLand, Unique Races

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LOVE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LOVE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE GOT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED IN MINECRAFT. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA WHILE FLYING A PIG? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, BABY!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION DEDICATED TO RUNNING BACKWARDS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RUNNING BACKWARDS, SKIPPING, AND EVEN 3 LEGGED RACES! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

AlzCraft: No Proof of Effect

AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s drugs, Alzheimer’s research, available data, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Confirm, data, disease process, Disease Progression, drug effectiveness, effect, Healthcare, medical advancements, modify, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, newly-approved, patient outcomes, pharmaceuticals, proof, treatment options

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	6

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz like, we got the most insane builds and craziest mini games u ever seen. like, our spawn town is literally made of diamonds and gold, and we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. only the bravest players can make it out alive. oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons? yeah, it’s a real blast.

join our server now and become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

SentinelCraft [1.21]

10 years running, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bluemap, chest, Claims, Community, Community Events, Community website, Coreprotect, disguise, Economy, Fly, Friendly staff, Griefprevention, Homes, Huskclaims, Husktowns, Jobs, Land Claims, lighthearted environment, Longstanding friendships, Map, Mature Community, MCMMO, Minecraft 1.21, No Grief, Nogrief, Npc, Player Shops, Quests, Raiding protection, sentinelcraft, skins, Survival, Tokenshop, Towns, Towny, Treasure, Vanilla, Votifier

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

IP: play.sentinelcraft.netMinecraft 1.21 Version!

SentinelCraft is a survival based minecraft server that was founded in May 2013! It’s been running for over 10 years and has grown a mature, friendly and welcoming community and staff.

We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are safe. If you like survival with some extra spice you’ll fit right in!

Here at SentinelCraft you can play with your friends, make land claims, make towns, interact with player shops, participate in community events and more!

Our aim is that everyone in this community feels welcomed, has fun and creates long-standing friendships as we all have done for the past 10 years in a mature, lighthearted environment.

If you want to find out more, or join the ride Click here to view our website.

play.sentinelcraft.net

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping sprees are just as important as surviving in 1.21 with friends and enemies alike!

alike, Bedrock Port, Community, CraftedSurvival, enemies, Environment, Friendly, Friends, grief-free, Homes, important, Ip:, Land, Mob Heads, mojang, one player sleep, Playtime, Ranks, shopping, smp, Sprees, Survival, Surviving, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, welcome, World Map

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Homes and TPA	Players can set home locations and teleport to other players
Live World Map	View a live map of the server world
Mob Heads	Players have a chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust and playtime

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How can I claim land?

A: You can claim land by using the “/claim” command.

Q: Can I teleport to other players?

A: Yes, you can teleport to other players using the “/tpa” command.

Q: How do I view the live world map?

A: You can access the live world map through the server’s website.

Q: How can I get mob heads?

A: Mob heads have a chance to drop from mobs when killed by a player.

Q: Is there a way to skip the night?

A: Yes, one player sleep feature allows one player to skip the night for everyone.

Q: How are ranks determined?

A: Ranks are based on trust levels and playtime on the server.

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

academic research, ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, coom figurines, CoomCraft, cultural anthropology, cultural context, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Fertility Goddess, fertility rituals, fertility symbolism, historians, historical analysis, historical artifacts, historical evidence, historical interpretation, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	282
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even historians are getting in on the action. They found some coom figurines in your country and are convinced they are fertility goddesses. Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of the coom goddesses while building your own epic creations. Who knows what other crazy discoveries await you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Minecraft SMP: GazaGriefers – Is the Gaza war the most compelling case of “fuck around and…”

And, CASE, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Compelling, Conflict, fuck, gaza, Gaza War, GazaGriefers, geopolitical tensions, Hamas, human rights violations, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political unrest, smp, united nations, violence, War, War Crimes, war zone

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Potions Brewed:	76	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1647	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Gaza war of Minecraft – a true “fuck around and find out” experience! Join us for insane battles, epic pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos. Who knows what will happen next? Will someone build a giant TNT cannon and blow up the spawn? Will someone accidentally release a horde of creepers into the shopping district? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the craziest Minecraft server around!