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LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
New Chunks Explored:	849789	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

WorstDrugMC SMP

addiction, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug dangers, drug dependency, drug epidemic, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug problem, drug recovery, drug rehabilitation, drug treatment, harmful substances, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, overdose, smp, substance abuse, worst drug, WorstDrugMC

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5613
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CraftyKatzRailways

anti-French sentiment, Attack, conspiracy theories, CraftyKatzRailways, criminal motive, european security, extremism, France, French railways, Global threats, international relations, investigation, iran, Katz, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, Propaganda, radical Islam, security threats, Terrorism

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8130	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story that Iran and radical Islam are, like, attacking French railways. But France is all like, nah, it’s just some criminals, man.

But, like, on this server, you can be a hero and stop the evil plans of Iran and radical Islam. Or maybe you can join them and cause chaos on the French railways. The choice is yours, bro.

Plus, there’s, like, super cool builds and mini-games to play. And, like, the admins are totally rad and will help you out if you get stuck or need help. So, like, come join the fun and be a part of this wild adventure. Let’s go, dude!

CraftyLiesMC

Authenticity, Awareness, Clarity, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, Discernment, Honesty, Insight, Observation, Perception, perspective, real eyes, real lies, realization, realize, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, truthfulness, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7871
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.

GeneCraft: StrokeSurvivors

brain health, cognitive health outcomes, depression, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic markers, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variants, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological recovery, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, ptsd, recovery process, specific genes, stroke survivors, StrokeSurvivors, targeted therapies, trajectory of recovery

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

so like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got genes and stuff! like, our players have super special genes that make them build like pros and mine like crazy!

we did a study and found out that these genes are related to how fast you can recover from getting hit by a creeper or falling in lava. and get this, these genes also help with depression, PTSD, and making sure your brain works good while playing minecraft!

join our server and unlock the power of the genes! build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and fight off the creepers like a boss! who needs therapy when you got minecraft and super genes, right? come join us and be a genetic minecraft master!

Boys

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server.

Features: Custom Items Custom Enchantments RPG skills Guilds and Parties Slimefun Mcmmo Custom Textures Ranks and kits

111.223.147.67:20000

RelaxLifeMC

Active, Adventure, best, Community, Daily, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, new stuff, Players, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, RelaxLifeMC, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	296	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Emeralds Found:	1143	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Best LifeSteal Server Out There!!! We offer The Best LifeSteal Experience Out There With new Stuff Coming In Every Day!!!

ro-premium.pylex.xyz:9960

Harvest SMP: Where the veggies are fresh, the players are ripe, and the drama is Juicy!

Adults, anti cheat, Application Process, BUILD, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Drama, ELYTRA, Events, Experience, Farm, Fresh, Harvest, juicy, Minecraft, minigame district, Mods, Players, Redstone, resourcepacks, ripe, Season, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, veggies, voice chat

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Harvest SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Harvest SMP
Server Type	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Season	Season 3 – Harvest Season
Community Focus	Community participation, events, and builds
Mods	Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, Admin Mods

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord server at the link provided and start your application process.

What is the server’s age requirement?

The server is 18+ and while we do not request age verification, we trust that players are honest about their age.

What kind of experience level is welcome on the server?

All experience levels are welcome on the server, whether you are a veteran player or new to the game.

Are mods mandatory to play on the server?

Mods are optional on the server, but they enhance the gameplay experience with quality of life improvements and custom textures.

What is the economy like on the server?

We have a diamond-based economy in the shopping district for trading and transactions.

What is the server’s goal for this season?

The goal for this season is to have a long-term world, unlike previous seasons that had a reset after a shorter period of time.

LimbusCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Chapter 6.5, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, Fell Bullet Heathcliff, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Required reading, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, tutorial, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, Murder on the WARP Express, and a Refraction Railway Line masquerade like no other.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter Captain Outis and Fell Bullet Heathcliff on your adventures!