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Joever’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Kamala’s honeymoon and convention bump may have faded, but the fun is just getting started! Join us for a wild ride filled with word salad interviews, emotional support VPs, and sympathetic hosts.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where players can vote blue no matter who – because who needs a brain when you have blind loyalty, am I right? But don’t worry, even if you do have a brain, we’ll make sure to keep you entertained with our never-ending drama and chaos.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics and sanity. Who needs Kamala’s questionable leadership skills when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!

Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, gender, Icon, Identity, joever, Joevers, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Marginalized, Minecraft, pride, representation, Server, social justice, Support, Trans, trans icon, Transgender, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

TaurusMissileMadness

annalena baerbock, Breaks Ranks, chancellor, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, expresses, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, German, long range missiles, Minister, Olaf Scholz, Political, Request, SECURITY, Support, Taurus cruise missiles, TaurusMissileMadness, Ukraine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

Competition, console manufacturers, Decline, Dying, financial performance, financial struggles, gaming consoles, gaming industry, industry trends, least profitable company, loss on Concord, market share, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, PlayStation, PROFITS, Revenue, sad, sad news, Server, Technology, video games, Xbox

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4447
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ores Mined:	9911
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, life choices, never gonna, NoRegretsMinecraftSMP, personal boundaries, personal growth, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-empowerment, setting limits

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9129	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

Adventure, Community, Competition, console, CraftyCraze, Day, enjoyment, Entertainment, favorite game, Fun, Gaming, hobby, leisure, mobile, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Pastime, PC, Play, role playing, Single player, strategy, video games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Postgame Life 25

Achievements, Adulthood, aspirations, Challenges, experiences, future plans, goals, growing up, Life, Life after 25, Life Changes, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, Milestones, new beginnings, personal development, Postgame, reflections, Self Discovery, self improvement

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Conflict, consequences, Ethics, Europe, extremism, fair, Genocide, Hate Speech, Invasion, Jews, Justice, Military, Minecraft, morality, nuclear weapons, Play, Politics, racism, RETALIATION, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	8932
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

aew, Analysis, catch up, Characters, commentary, dynamite, Entertainment, episodes, highlights, long tail tags, Minecraft, missed episodes, professional wrestling, Recap, reviews, smp, sports, storylines, tv show, wrestling, Wrestling Matches

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	127
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.