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French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	2210
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4248	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ores Mined:	5323	Potions Brewed:	58

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	81	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	572	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

Adventures, Builder, coffee, community-driven, Crafting, Dream Base, Edition, epic quests, Explore, Friend, gameplay features, Headaches, java, Latest Version, Memories, Minecraft, Plugins, required, Resources, Semi Vanilla, SemiBland, server ip, Survival, teamVHQ, unforgettable, virtual, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3707	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

athlete, athletic performance, competitive sports, favorite athlete, favorite player, Legends, Minecraft, Server, sports, sports fandom, sports team, Sportsmanship, team camaraderie, team player, team spirit, team sports, Volleyball, volleyball competition, Volleyball game, volleyball match, volleyball player, volleyball season, volleyball skills, volleyball team

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

background checks, Career Advice, dropout, dropped out, entry level, entry level jobs, gaps in resume, HIGH, high school, job experience, job hunting, job interviews, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, lying on resume, microsoft excel, Minecraft, office position, online courses, Promotion, resume tips, School, smp, wagey

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

aita, calling out, christian hypocrisy, Christian values, confronting relatives, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial struggles, generational wealth, Inheritance, living situation, Money Matters, moral judgment., personal values, religious beliefs, thief, unchristian, uncle, UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL, wedding costs

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!