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CraftyDonaldsSurvival

American dream, CraftyDonaldsSurvival, Donald, Grateful, Gratitude, Hope, immigrant experience, immigrant success story, immigration, immigration benefits, life-changing event, new beginning, opportunity, overcoming adversity, perseverance, positive impact, resilience, saved life, second chance, success, transformation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	9259	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5604	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

CognitiveCraft: Anxiety-Free Zone

anxiety, anxiety disorders, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety symptoms, anxiety treatment, AnxietyFree, brain activity, brain function, cognitive control network, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive therapy, CognitiveCraft, emotional control, emotional regulation, emotions regulation, mental health, Mental Wellness, psychological well-being, Stress Management, unrealistic worries, Zone

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

join dis server if u want to activate ur cognitive control network in minecraft!! we got da craziest challenges dat will make u think and feel all da emotions!! u will be so shook by our epic builds and insane redstone contraptions dat ur anxiety will be cured!! come join us and let ur worries melt away as u conquer our mind-bending obstacles!! #minecrafttherapy #cognitivemastermind

MingmingSmp

Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factionpvp, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mmorpg, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	3700	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Server Information! Name: MingMingSMP — Mingming is a common name for cat!

Island: Aoshima Island — Funfact! Aoshima Island, also known as Cat Island, is a paradise for our furry friends with more cats than humans!

Minecraft Edition: Java/PoJav/Bedrock Crossplay — You can play any kind of Minecraft Edition!

Version: 1.20.+ — Supports 1.20 and above versions!

147.28.175.191

Oakleaf SMP: Where We Promise Fair Play and May or May Not Have Overused the Word SMP

Builds, Cheats, Community, creativity, Discord, fair, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Hack, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Mods, Oakleaf, origins mod, Origins Plugin, overused, Play, Promise, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, welcome, Whitelisted, Word

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Votes:	6623
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	66

Overview

Features	Description
Community and Creativity	Join a welcoming community where collaboration and creativity thrive.
Fair Play	Respect others’ builds, no hacks or cheats, consensual PvP.
Origins Plugin	Experience Minecraft like never before with unique origins.
Helpful Features	Informative Discord channel, active moderators.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect to the server with the IP address oakleaf.apexmc.co

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, respect others’ builds, no hacks or cheats, consensual PvP.

Q: Can I use the Origins Plugin?

A: Yes, you can choose from various unique origins to shape your gameplay experience.

Q: How do I report issues or rule violations?

A: Contact moderators Slav or Mint on the Discord channel for swift resolution.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is open to all players.

McDonaldsCraft Minecraft Server

AMA, career, customer interactions, customer service, Employee, employment opportunities, fast food, fast-paced environment, Food Industry, food preparation, Job, McDonalds, McDonaldsCraft, Minecraft, Restaurant (Industry), Server, shift work, team dynamics, work, work culture, work experience, work-life balance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon around the server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyFags Minecraft Server

anime figures, anime merchandise, Anime toys, Buyfag, Collectibles, CraftyFags, figure collecting, figure collecting community, figure display, figure photography, Figures, figurines, geeky, hobby, Japanese figures, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd Culture, Otaku, pop culture, Server, toy collection, weeb

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and the llamas are actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and some extra armor in case things get a little too wild.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

autism, black tie, bouncer, closest relatives, dress code, exception, family, formal wear, husband, MIL, Minecraft, navy blue suit, public opinion, redneck relatives, sensory issues, sensory overload, Server, tux, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3142	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dress code is “diamond tie”! That’s right, we take our virtual fashion seriously here. No iron armor or leather pants allowed, only the finest diamond gear will get you past our virtual bouncer.

Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!

And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!

SpawnRoomSwap: Dad’s Dilemma

bio mom, blended family, Communication, consequences, custody, Dads, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, discipline, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, home environment, Jail, letting go, parenting, reconciliation, room makeover, sibling relationships, Son, SpawnRoomSwap, teenage rebellion, tick tock, Tough Decisions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5280	Villages Defended:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your daughter running off to her bio mom’s sketchy place. We promise no one will paint over your room while you’re away, unless it’s to create a cool new design for you to come back to!

With no underage drinking or smoking allowed on our server, you can rest assured that your virtual kids are safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with exciting activities and sports for your virtual children to enjoy.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a daughter who would rather be homeless than come back home when you can have a virtual family who will never leave you?

RageCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, Angry, apologies, calming techniques, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Confrontation, de-escalation, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, hurtful words, inappropriate responses, insensitive comments, Minecraft, Ragecraft, relationships, self-control, Server, tactless remarks, triggering phrases, worst thing to say

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you feeling a little salty? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can blow things up without consequences! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner Hulk and smash, build, and dominate to your heart’s content.

We have a special feature on our server called the “Anger Management Arena” where players can duke it out in epic PvP battles to release their frustrations. Trust us, nothing feels better than taking down your opponent with a diamond sword after a long day of dealing with annoying villagers and creepers.

And if you’re still feeling a bit heated, we have a “Rage Quit Room” where you can vent your frustrations by smashing blocks and setting off TNT explosions. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let off some steam in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who needs anger management classes when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in? Let the madness begin!

SkinnyCraft: How U Lose Weight?

Before and after, Calorie Counting, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, LOSE, LOSE WEIGHT, meal planning, motivation, portion control, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, tips for losing weight, weight, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss transformation, workout routine

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Votes:	8326	Farms Harvested:	526
Animals Bred:	126	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape the zombie hordes that you’ll shed those pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword!” Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky cravings for junk food. Who needs pizza when you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples? Trust us, your waistline will thank you.