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Crafty Joel’s Church of Minecraft Server Madness

belief system, Christian LARP, Christianity, Church, Crafty, discarded beliefs, Evolution, extremism, growth, identity crisis, Ideology, Joel Davis, Joels, madness, Minecraft, movement, Pagans, Questioning, reconciliation, religious journey, Self Discovery, Server, spirituality, TRANSITION, War Within, white nationalism

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of battling with yourself over white nationalism? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic quests and build your own virtual empire.

Remember that Christian LARP you got sucked into a few years ago? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now it’s time to move on and join our server where the only thing you’ll be LARPing is a mighty warrior fighting off creepers and zombies.

And as for the White nationalist movement, who cares about that when you can join our server and be part of a community that values teamwork, creativity, and having a good time? Plus, the pagans were totally right all along – just ask our resident Minecraft wizard who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of his enchanted diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the last piece of cake at our virtual feast. See you in the game!

1. DavisCraft 2. Joel’s Blocky Adventures 3. The Joel Zone 4. Pixelated Joel 5. Joel’s Mine-tastic World 6. Joel’s Epic Blocks 7. Crafty Joel’s Realm 8. Joel’s Blocky Kingdom 9. The JoelCraft Server 10. Joel’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Towns Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the players are as tall as giants and as strong as Hulk? Look no further than our server, where our 6’7 Aussie gigachad players roam the land, crushing blocks with their bare hands and building epic structures with their massive muscles.

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary battles between gigachads, where they use their superhuman strength to duel it out in epic PvP matches. Will you be able to stand toe to toe with these towering titans?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Beware of their sneaky tricks as you navigate through the world and try to survive their deadly pranks.

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server, where the gigachads reign supreme and the ninja chickens keep you on your toes. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

FrickenCraft

amusing, colloquialism, Communication, Expression, Favorite, FrickenCraft, funny, humor, INTERESTING, Language, linguistics, long tail, non-swear word, phonetics, Slang, sounds like, Speech, tags, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest non-swear words that sound like swear words. Imagine the thrill of shouting “flibbertigibbet” in the heat of battle or calling your friends “nincompoops” as you build epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner goofball in the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server

amendments, anti-LGBTQ+, bulgaria, CraftyRainbow, discrimination, eastern europe, Europe, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ advocacy, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ visibility., LGBTQ+ legislation, LGBTQ+ rights activism, Minecraft, president, Propaganda, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	8397
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got unicorns flying around, and dragons breathing fire, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

also, did we mention that the president of bulgaria signed some crazy anti-lgbtq+ law? yeah, we don’t really know what that has to do with minecraft, but it’s like, totally wild, right?

come join us on this server and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the unicorns run out of glitter!

CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!

40, consumer prices, cost increase, CraftyCabbageCo, domestic production, economic crisis, economic impact, food distribution, Food Industry, food supply, grocery stores, imported goods, inflation, market fluctuations, market trends, Meal, price hikes, purchasing power, Russian food, Suppliers, supply chain, Warning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9238	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian food suppliers are warning of price hikes up to 40%!!! why worry about real life problems when you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure??! build a giant potato castle or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!!! who needs borscht when you can have virtual cake??! join now before the creepers take over and you’re stuck eating virtual potatoes for dinner!!!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	172
Players Killed by Monsters:	9801	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

lol you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the gut barrier protecting your booty from colorectal cancer! but instead of cancer, we got fun and games and building stuff! imagine your colon being a castle and you gotta defend it from evil mobs and griefers! it’s like a battle for your butthole, but in a fun way! plus, our community is tighter than your sphincter after eating too much cheese! come join us and let’s build some epic poop castles together!

BeeMC: Where bees reign supreme and your life is the real deal! Join us for some bee-autiful shenanigans 🙂

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7

BeeMC Overview

Server	Description
Lifesteal Server (Season 1)	Dive into a world where you can build, explore, and survive with friends. Packed with exciting features and a friendly community.
BoxPvP Server	Test your skills and battle it out in our intense PvP server. Show off your combat prowess and climb the ranks!
Exciting Events	Regular events bring the community together. From building competitions to epic battles, there’s always something fun happening at BeeMC!
Amazing Staff Team	Our dedicated staff team is always here to help. Friendly, experienced, and always available to assist you.

FAQ

What does BeeMC offer?

BeeMC offers a Lifesteal Server, BoxPvP Server, exciting events, and an amazing staff team to assist players.

What is the IP for BeeMC?

The IP for BeeMC is play.beemc.net and the Bedrock port is 19595.

How can I join BeeMC?

You can join BeeMC by using the IP play.beemc.net in Minecraft.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

Gaming, gaming addiction, gaming benefits, gaming chair, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming headset, gaming industry, gaming keyboard, gaming laptop, gaming monitor, gaming mouse, Gaming news, gaming pc, gaming therapy, HealCraft, Healed, Minecraft, Official, online gaming, Server, video games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
New Chunks Explored:	23311	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Magic Items Found:	6842	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We’ve got more healing powers than a stack of golden apples, and our virtual doctors are always on call to cure your gaming woes.

Join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants a VIP pass to get in! We’ve got unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret potion that turns creepers into friendly pet cats.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we’ve even discovered a way to travel to other dimensions within the game. Want to visit a world made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? We’ve got that too.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the healing power of gaming wash over you like a bucket of enchanted water. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Tier3FootballSMPGaylord

acceptance, athletes, athleticism, Competition, Diversity, equality, football, football players, Gay, Hockey, ice hockey, inclusion, LGBTQ, pride, sports, Sportsmanship, superior sport, team sports, teamwork, thirdie tier, Tier3FootballSMPGaylord

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of boring old football and thirdie tierhockey? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the real action happens? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that hockey is the superior sport!

Join us for epic battles on the ice as we fight off zombie hockey players and giant goalie bosses. Build your own hockey rink and show off your skills in intense PvP matches. And don’t forget about our secret underground hockey league where only the bravest players dare to compete.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Hockey Stick of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and hockey skills. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate hockey champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of hockey like never before. Who needs football when you can have hockey madness on our server!

StepmomSaysIDo Minecraft Server

blended family, Conflict, difficult decisions, Divorce, emotional, family, family dynamics, Father, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parental relationships, relationships, Server, stepmom, StepmomSaysIDo, Support, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2830	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your dad and stepmom can peacefully coexist! Build your dream wedding venue without any in-law drama, and invite them both to celebrate with you virtually. Plus, our server comes with a built-in therapist NPC to help mediate any conflicts that arise. Don’t let family drama ruin your big day – join our server now for a drama-free wedding experience like no other!

WeddingCraftUltimatum

Budget, Catering, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, eloping, extravagant wedding, family dynamics, family expectations, financial strain, guest list, social pressure, Tension, Ultimatum, Venue, wedding costs, wedding planning, WeddingCraftUltimatum

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than wedding planning with in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any family drama.

Just like this bride, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you stick to your original budget like a boss or cave in to outrageous demands like a noob? The choice is yours!

With a guest list of 120 or 250, you’ll have plenty of players to team up with or battle against. And hey, if things get too tense, you can always elope to a secret base and avoid the drama altogether.

So come join our server and escape the real world craziness for some virtual fun. Who knows, you might even find your happily ever after… or at least a diamond sword!

TinyJoyz Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, joy, little joys, little pleasures, little things, little things that make me happy, Minecraft, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small moments, small sources of joy, small things, small things that bring happiness, small things that bring joy, Small victories, smp, tiny delights, tiny moments of happiness, TinyJoyz

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Magic Items Found:	6117	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to add some spice to your blocky life!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the kicker – the chest was guarded by a herd of angry llamas wearing top hats! Can you believe it? Only on our server, folks.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like llama races, pig jousting tournaments, and even a chicken beauty pageant. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we have a disco ball that spawns mobs that dance to the beat of your favorite music! It’s like a party in your Minecraft world 24/7.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on. Trust us, you won’t regret it!