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GuoCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Chinese, controversy, Corruption, crime, Disappearance, extradition, fugitive, government official, GuoCraft, illegal activities, International, investigation, law enforcement, Mayor Alice Guo, Minecraft, missing, news headline, Philippine, Philippines-China relations, Politics, scandal, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. We got, like, this crazy story about this Philippine Mayor Alice Guo who, like, got linked to some Chinese crime and then, like, she just straight up goes ‘missing’. Like, what even, right?

But, like, don’t worry about all that drama, man. Come join our server and escape from all that real life craziness. We got, like, epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. Plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of players you’ll ever meet.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Mayor Alice Guo’s disappearance. Or maybe not. But either way, it’s gonna be a blast, man.

PutinsBlockParty

accusations, allegations, ASSASSINATE, bankrolling, Conflict, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Intelligence Operations, international relations, political tensions, putin, PutinsBlockParty, russia, sanctions, security threats, UKRAINIAN, US, world news

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.

PopcornVeggieCraft

crunchy, Culinary, DELICIOUS, diet-friendly, easy snack, fiber, gluten free, guilt-free, Healthy snack, low calorie, movie night, Popcorn, popcorn addict, popcorn lover, PopcornVeggieCraft, satisfying, Savory, snack, Tasty, Vegetable, whole grain

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Items Found:	3824
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1221	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the popcorn is always poppin’ and the fun never stops! we have a secret farm where the popcorn grows like magic beans and you can harvest it for all your snacking needs.

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who will guide you on quests to find the rarest popcorn kernels in all the land.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies, searching for hidden treasures and battling evil mobs along the way.

so come on down to our server and experience the most delicious and action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! it’s a vegetable-filled journey you won’t want to miss!

EcoBotzIBD – Healing Mice & Having Fun!

animal studies, biocompatible materials, biodegradable, biomedical engineering, Biomedical Innovations, Digestive health, drug delivery, Drug Release, EcoBotzIBD, experimental medicine, Fun, Gastrointestinal Disorders, healing, inflammatory bowel disease, Medical research, Mice, microrobots, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, preclinical studies, Targeted therapy, therapies, treatments

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	5692	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like no other! we got biodegradable microrobots delivering therapies to treat inflammatory bowel disease in mice! yea u heard right, we got tiny robots helpin out dem lil mice with their tummy troubles.

but wait, there’s more! we also got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop! imagine dat, walkin around and suddenly a diamond falls from the sky! it’s like a dream come true!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and traps? yea, it’s like a real life adventure movie down there! u gotta watch out for the lava pits and the sneaky skeletons though, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

so what are u waiting for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together! who knows what other wild surprises we got in store for u 😉

7K Crew Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to join us for the low, low price of $7000!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, they also encountered a talking cow who gave them the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears their wool. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Just ask the pink sheep and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just find that $7000 was the best investment you ever made.

CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

CraftyCriminals, crime, criminals at large, Criminals., elude, Escape, evade, Evasion, get off scot-free, got away with it, Justice, law, long tail, Minecraft, Outsmart, outwit, robbery, Server, Successful, tags, theft, they, Unpunished

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Villages Defended:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	104

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

ClinicClapbackCraft

braces, ClinicClapbackCraft, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consult, data analysis, Healthcare, hospital clinic manager, Insecurity, medical professional, medical school, orthodontist, over-reacting, personal boundaries, professional advice, professional setting, research, Respect, social standing, Status

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Votes:	1309	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to keep the unnecessary drama to a minimum, just like this player’s co-parenting relationship with their ex!

Our server is so drama-free, even if someone tries to overstep their boundaries and claim they’re a medical professional when they’re not, we’ll shut it down faster than you can say “braces consultation”.

So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience where the only thing blowing up is the TNT you use to mine for diamonds! And remember, on our server, the only status that matters is how many creepers you’ve defeated.

CartoonCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Imagine a world where your best friend is not just any ordinary human, but a cartoon character brought to life in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures with your new animated BFF. From Spongebob Squarepants teaching you how to build the perfect pineapple house to Bugs Bunny outsmarting creepers with his carrot tricks, the possibilities are endless! So why settle for boring old human friends when you can have a zany cartoon companion by your side in our server? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

PixelPiggy’s AI Adventure

A.I, Absurd, Adventure, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Chatbots, customer experience, data analysis, Digital Marketing, digital transformation, futuristic, hilarious, innovation, machine learning, marketing gimmick, personalized marketing, PixelPiggys, smart technology, Technology, trend, virtual assistants

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1566	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old A.I. bots that do nothing but stand around and look pretty? Well, do we have the server for you! Our A.I. bots are so advanced, they can actually tell jokes and roast you in the chat! Join us for a laugh riot as our A.I. bots try their hand at stand-up comedy and improv. Who knows, you might even get roasted so hard you’ll respawn in tears! So come on down to our wacky server and experience the future of A.I. in Minecraft…or at least a really good laugh!

Minecraft Server: NoFemGenMutilBan

Africa, bill, cultural norms, empowerment, female genital mutilation, gambia, gender equality, gender-based violence, harmful practices, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal reform, legislation, Minecraft, NoFemGenMutilBan, Parliament, public health, rejects, reproductive health, Server, Speaker, traditional practices, unban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
New Chunks Explored:	90798	Horror Stories Survived:	1

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation in Gambia parliament! our speaker says it’s all about the crazy adventures and building epic structures in the game. Plus, who needs boring laws when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like in Gambia parliament!