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Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Divine Spears Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

astute choice., careful selection, choose wisely, Click, considered choice, critical thinking, Decision making, deliberate choice, discerning choice, intelligent choice, judicious choice, LIMITATIONS, mindful choice, Minecraft, Options, prudent choice, rational choice, Server, smart decision, strategic choice, thoughtful choice, thoughtful decision, wise choice

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Votes:	750	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Star Shards Collected:	202	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Clans, Dance, Duels, feelings, football, Friends, Hockey, Hookahs, Pets, Private, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, weapons, Weddings, Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

Child protection, child safety, dangerous materials, educational facilities, emergency response, environmental hazards, harmful chemicals, Hazardous substances, health concerns, inbox message, Minecraft, poison control, Poisoning children, safety protocols, school administration, school policies, school principal, Server, student health, student well-being, tots, TOXIC, toxic exposure, toxic substances

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.2, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu battling it out with Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so special that we have a live event called “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win amazing prizes! And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT! Who wouldn’t want free stuff every day?

Oh, and did we mention that you can redeem codes for Primogems in ALL regions? That’s right, free Primogems just for joining our server! And if you need any help or tips, we have a ton of useful links like Wikis, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Apple of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle two blocks touching each other without lagging? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is powered by Mac Mini, the best desktop of 2024!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!

White House Felon Minecraft Server

billie eilish, Celebrity, controversy, Corruption, current events, felon, Government, House, Hypocrisy, legal issues, Lies, Minecraft, Music, NDA, p diddy, Politics, pop culture, president, scandal, Server, STORMY DANIELS, Truth, White, White House

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time!

Wave of Redditors Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan culture, Community Integration, digital communities, Digital culture, integration, internet behavior, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, Meme culture, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communities, online forums, online interaction, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, social media integration, social-networking, WAVE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	1354	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).

Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.

But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.