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CraftyCompanions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	3144
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Votes:	3984
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	368
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	5129
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Villages Defended:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchantments Applied:	106	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	6263

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!