CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	8088	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, borders, Burn, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal charges, Interpretation, Justice, law and order, lock her up, Meaning, Minecraft, niggers, overwhelmed, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, rape, rhetoric, sanctuary cities, Server, Statement, Usa

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Votes:	8930
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We don’t lock up our players, we let them roam free like wild animals. Build your own borders and watch as they get overwhelmed by crazy mobs and players. Need a sanctuary? We’ve got cities just for that! And don’t even get us started on the nether regions of our server, where nether creatures run wild and anything goes. Plus, our admin once got convicted of 34 counts of rape in-game…but hey, who hasn’t, amirite? Join us for a wild ride like no other!

1A1E – 1.12.2-1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.20.4, 1A1E, banner, description, Hardware, image, Ip:, joinserver.ru, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, New Hardware, Server, Servers, wipe

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

1A1E 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 New hardware without wipe! IP – 1a1e.joinserver.ru

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VitalCraft [Factions] [Survival] [Skyblock] [Java+ Bedrock]

1.8 Combat mechanics, Arena, bedrock, Build Islands, cannon raiding, Community, Creative, Creativeplots, Faction Pvp, Factions, Ftop, Grinding, IslandTop, java, loot crates, Minigames, Modded, Mythic Survival, new, New server, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock PvP, Survival, Wither Raiding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Towns Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

VitalCraft Minecraft ServerIP: play.vitalcraft.orgBedrock Port: 25581Factions | Skyblock | Survival

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MinedHype: The Server Where We Promise Not to Steal Your Diamonds, Mostly. Join now!

Claims, Coreprotect, diamonds, Discord, Economy, gallery, Grief, Join, MinedHype, Nether, player, Promise, Public, public server, Reset, rules, Server, Shop, smp, Spawn, statistics, steal, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Villages Defended:	8

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Website	https://minedhype.com
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.20.6
Bedrock Version	1.20.40 – 1.20.81

Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server without being whitelisted? A: Yes, the server is open to all players without requiring a whitelist. Simply connect to play.minedhype.com

Q: Is there a world border on the server? A: The server has no set world border, allowing players to explore freely within the generated world.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server? A: Yes, you can find the server rules and guidelines at https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Q: How do I set up a shop in the shopping district? A: Players can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district by typing /tpshop to teleport to the area.

Q: Can I protect my builds from griefing? A: Yes, players can claim their own areas using the claim system to protect their builds from griefing.

Q: Is there cross-play support for Bedrock and Java players? A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java editions of Minecraft.

IsraelDefenders Minecraft Server

Bravery, Combat, courage, defend israel, Defense, Duty, femboy soyjaks, Gender Roles, Israel Defense Forces, IsraelDefenders, loyalty, manly men, Masculinity, masculinity in crisis, Military, Minecraft, patriotism, Protection, SECURITY, Server, strength, traditional masculinity, Warriors

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers filled with soyboys and femboys? Do you want to show off your manly Minecraft skills and defend Israel like a true warrior? Look no further, because our server is calling for the manliest of men to join our ranks and protect the holy land from creepers and zombies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to build fortresses, slay dragons, and rescue villagers in distress. Only the bravest and most rugged players can handle the challenges that await on our server. So put on your best armor, grab your sword, and show those soyjaks who’s boss!

But beware, only the manliest of men can survive in our world. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and prove your worth on the battlefield!

MineCraft Kingdoms – KHG Server

khg, kingdom hearts, Kingdom Hearts beta test, Kingdom Hearts collections, Kingdom Hearts Dark Road, Kingdom Hearts General, Kingdom Hearts IV, Kingdom Hearts lore, Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link, Kingdom Hearts mobile games, kingdom hearts mods, Kingdom Hearts new games, Kingdom Hearts news, Kingdom Hearts pilot animatic, Kingdom Hearts series, Kingdom Hearts Steam release, Kingdom Hearts trailers, Kingdom Hearts Union χ Dark Road, Kingdom Hearts updates, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1375	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Kingdom Hearts, where you can battle heartless, explore magical worlds, and maybe even find your own keyblade!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive access to the lost Kingdom Hearts pilot animatic from 2003. Witness the early days of Sora and the gang in all their pixelated glory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got TWO new Kingdom Hearts games on the horizon – Kingdom Hearts IV and Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await in these new installments?

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into the fantastical world of Kingdom Hearts. Who knows, you might even run into Mickey Mouse himself!

Capital Punishment: Economy Realms Modded PvP – Not Your Average Retirement Plan.

Average, Awesome, bedrock edition, Capital, city, Code, Community, CONSTANTLY, Custom, Discord, Economy, Experience, Features, gameplay, grow, INTERESTING, Introduce, Join, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Plan, punishment, PvP, Realm, Realms, Retirement, Server, Updating

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

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Capital Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Capital, the most interesting Economy-Based Minecraft city Realm on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft, with tons of new features you’ve never seen before, and a custom made mod to introduce you to many new features! Come join to experience an awesome server with a growing community and constantly updating gameplay.

If this interests you, join our Realm today! https://discord.gg/ZWQJFY7WaB https://realms.gg/JH_txP7h5qU [Or via the realm code: JH_txP7h5qU]

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the Capital Minecraft Server?	You can join our Realm using the following links: https://discord.gg/ZWQJFY7WaB https://realms.gg/JH_txP7h5qU [Or via the realm code: JH_txP7h5qU]
What makes Capital Minecraft Server unique?	Capital offers an Economy-Based city Realm with custom features and mods that create a unique gameplay experience for players.
How often is the server updated?	The server is constantly updating its gameplay and features to provide players with new and exciting content.

Mio’s Wolfpack Minecraft Server

#WolfPack, #youtube, covers, Group covers, Group songs, hololive, Hololive Gamers, hololive shop, keycaps, merch, Minecraft, Mio merchandise, Mios, night walk, Omocat, Ookami Mio, Ookamimio, Orisongs, Server, twitter, vods, Yamato Phantasia, 大神ミオ

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	338026	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3055	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Ookami Mio appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret VODs that will make you question reality. Dive into the Yamato Phantasia manga and uncover the mysteries of the pixelated universe.

And don’t even get me started on the group songs and covers. Imagine a creeper jamming out to a killer beat while being serenaded by the angelic voices of our talented members.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a pixelated rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

community support, compatibility, configuration, Customization, dwl, dwm, efficiency, Features, FUNCTIONALITY, Keybindings, lightweight, Minecraft, open source, productivity, Server, Switch, SwitchCraft, tiling, TRANSITION, user experience, user interface, window manager, workflow

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring world of dwl? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your dwm dreams!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly trolling unsuspecting newbies.

But that’s not all! We have custom dungeons filled with treasure, secret portals to alternate dimensions, and a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs (watch out for his missing arm though).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to dwl and hello to the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless Bob’s hugs get a little too tight).

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