Joe Smith Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CatProofOnOff

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	126	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Votes:	1533
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Runes Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.