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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	4293
Ores Mined:	5143	Villages Defended:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	7761	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	21
Star Shards Collected:	283	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

career opportunity, hiring process, interview, interview attire, interview etiquette, interview experience, interview feedback, interview follow-up, interview nerves, Interview preparation, interview questions, interview skills, interview success, Interview Tips, Job, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job offer, Job Search, Minecraft, professional attire, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

88.211.238.88

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	4151
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Farms Harvested:	524
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	8812
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	2416
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2132	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1693	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787