joe roth

Join us on this wild ride where you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: she’s got some killer moves). Our community is full of friendly players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of the Nether, and maybe even share their enchanted gear with you (if you ask nicely and bring them a stack of emeralds).

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win fabulous prizes (like a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000). Plus, our admin team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes to all who join (just kidding, they’re actually just really good at coding).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but that just adds to the excitement). It’s a simpler time, but also a crazier time, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.