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QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Villages Defended:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ores Mined:	4233	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	9916
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Weekend Warriors Server

extended weekends, leisure time, longer weekends, more weekends, productivity, Relaxation, Scheduling, Server, shorter weeks, stress relief, time allocation, time for self-care, Time management, time off, time off work, Warriors, weekend, weekend activities, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, work-life balance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	57
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

Africa, African capitals, African cities, African countries, Cities, continent, Craft, culture, Diversity, Exploration, geography, historical cities, landmarks, metropolitan areas, Minecraft, must-visit cities, Population, SAVANNAH, Server, top cities, tourism, travel, urban centers, vibrant cities

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, craving, DELICIOUS, EASY, Egg, Filling, Food, homemade, Hunger, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, Order, Pepper, protein, Quick, Request, sandwich, smp, snack, Tasty

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5536	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, blissful ignorance, CheaterCraft, Closure, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family, father figure, half brothers, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long lost siblings, mental health, Minecraft, mixed emotions, moral dilemma, panic attack, protecting happiness, Secrets, Server, sibling relationships, stepdad

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

GoAheadGamerGrocery

15 items or less, aita, being considerate, checkout line, crowded store, GoAheadGamerGrocery, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery store etiquette, line courtesy, line etiquette, offering to let someone go ahead, one item, polite gesture, public behavior, quick decision, shopping with family, social norms, standing in line, waiting in line

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7272	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

10. Communication on the road, 11. Road courtesy, 12. Reckless driving, 13. Road hazards, 14. Aggressive driving, 15. Road awareness, 16. Defensive driving, 17. Road signals, 18. Road rules, 19. Road manners, 2. Turn signals, 20. Road rage., 3. Road safety, 4. Inconsiderate driving, 5. Traffic etiquette, 6. Mindless driving, 7. Road behavior, 8. Dangerous driving, 9. Frustrating drivers, drivers, Minecraft, SignallessSteve, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

GFsWeirdMC

BIZARRE, eccentric, funny, funny habits, GFsWeirdMC, Girlfriend, odd girlfriend, odd habits, offbeat, peculiar, peculiar habits, quirky, quirky behavior, relationship, strange behavior, strange girlfriend, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual quirks, weird, weird habits

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3013	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

IsraelCompensationMCServer

acceptable targets, compensation, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, IsraelCompensationMCServer, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military intervention, nuclear deal, regional stability, Report, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic alliance, US

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Votes:	1269	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase