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Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ambassador, Attack, Bases, Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, Italian, lebanon, Meloni, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Peacekeeping, pm, protest, Server, summons, UNACCEPTABLE, Unifil, united nations

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7446
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	3018	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the italian PM is all up in arms about stuff happening in lebanon? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the craziness as we summon ambassadors and deal with international incidents while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride like no other!

DragonToothDefenseMC

Baltic states, border protection, defense infrastructure, defense strategy, deterrence tactics, dragon’s teeth, DragonToothDefenseMC, eastern europe, european security, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, Lithuania, military defense, military installations, military preparedness, national security, nato alliance, potential attack, russia, security measures, strategic defense

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, Bigotry, BLOCK, derogatory language, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial slurs, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racial violence, racism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	261
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crops Grown:	5710	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dimension Hops:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, Faust, google play, Guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #4, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Resources, season 5, sinner, smp, Steam, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Crops Grown:	5374	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Buildings Constructed:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crops Grown:	2435	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

best friend betrayal, Closure, communication breakdown, coping with friendship ending, dealing with loss, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship breakup, Friendship Dynamics, healing from friendship loss, letting go of a friend, Life Changes, losing a friend, LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rebuilding relationships, self reflection, support system, trust issues

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	2460
Love Letters Sent:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Star Shards Collected:	293
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!