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SushiCraft: Taiwan-Japan Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where taiwan and japan are teaming up for the first time since the dinosaurs roamed the earth!!! we got boats, we got swords, we got blocky islands to conquer together like never before!!! sail the high seas with your new bff from across the ocean and show those creepers who’s boss in this historic alliance of pixelated proportions!!! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to build bridges and blow up bridges with our amazing community of players from all over the world!!! join now and be a part of minecraft history!!!

CraftyChopsticks

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas and chopsticks out of blocks! we have a secret underground base where we hide all the maple syrup from the evil canadian overlords. if you join now, you can help us defeat the mighty dragon made out of fortune cookies and take over the land of dim sum! plus, we have a strict no-canadian-criticism policy because we only accept compliments about our amazing human-rights record. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show those canucks who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky adventures!

TipCraft: Where tipping is encouraged!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	2964
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

haha u ever been on a minecraft server where u can tip ur fellow players with diamonds? well u better join this server cuz we got the most epic tipping culture in the whole blocky world.

one time, a player tipped a creeper with a baked potato and it actually turned into a friendly pet creeper that followed them around and exploded on command. true story bro.

another time, someone tipped a villager with a golden apple and it transformed into a super villager that could fly and shoot lasers from its eyes. it was lit.

so if u wanna be part of a server where tipping is not just encouraged but essential for survival, then come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. just saying.

The Shortbranch Posse: A Minecraft Adventure with Races, Classes, and Quests! Version 1.20.1

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.20.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

Features

11 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
6 Dungeons
Deity System
Frequent Updates

We’ve just added new cosmetic headgear for each race!

Links

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client and join the realm of Longbirch!

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules in our Discord server or on the Wiki.

Q: Can I play solo or is multiplayer required?

A: You can play solo or join forces with other players to tackle challenges in Longbirch. The choice is yours!

Q: How often are updates released?

A: We strive to provide frequent updates to enhance the gameplay experience. Stay tuned for new features and content!

Q: Can I suggest new features or provide feedback?

A: Absolutely! We welcome player feedback and suggestions to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord or Wiki.

ChillChat Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5436	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with turbofaggots, sexual innuendos, and the quest to find a fren robro who won’t make your first time be with a man! Our server is so insane, you’ll admit you’re retarded for not joining sooner. So come on in and let’s make some crazy memories together!

FlexCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	111
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a player who has been flexing since the days of the NES. That’s right, this player was building pixelated masterpieces before Minecraft was even a twinkle in Notch’s eye.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a horde of angry chickens attacking a group of unsuspecting players, all while a giant lava monster wreaks havoc in the background. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…well, it’s just another day on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

MineCrafty Minds Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secrets of the game faster than it takes a creeper to explode! We have a secret underground society of villagers who will teach you how to build epic structures in record time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Crafting Catastrophe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato with a monocle and top hat. Our server is the perfect place for players who want to unleash their creativity in the most absurd ways imaginable.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers with glow sticks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the derpy llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, what seemed like a great idea until you gave it a go, is exactly what makes our server so unforgettable.

TerrorCraft: State Policy IndiFUN

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life where countries are using terrorism as an instrument of state policy like wut even is that?? on our server, the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house and zombies trying to eat your brains. but don’t worry, we got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you.

we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches and the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

join our server and make friends with other players from around the world, build crazy structures together, and just have a good time. plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare loot and diamonds galore.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft madness together!

TransCraft: Gender Bender Edition

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Votes:	102	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got transgender people who are actually transformers in disguise! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly one of ur buddies turns into a freakin robot and starts fighting off creepers with laser beams shootin outta their eyes! it’s like a sci-fi movie come to life, bro! plus, we got flying pigs that poop out golden apples and a secret underground base where u can ride on the back of a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u ain’t never seen a minecraft server like this before! join now and experience the madness for yourself!