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ChoroidCraft: Brain Repair Edition

adult brain, Animal Model, Brain, brain injury, brain organ, brain repair, brain research, cerebrospinal fluid, choroid plexus, ChoroidCraft, Edition, injury, key role, medical breakthrough, neurons, new study, overlooked organ, pool of neurons, promoting repair, Repair, researchers, stroke recovery, study

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8577	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Void Armor Forged:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	76	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind? well, u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna take u on a wild ride u won’t forget!

imagine dis: u spawn in dis crazy world where u gotta fight off zombies, creepers, and all sorts of baddies. but don’t worry, cuz u got ur trusty sword and armor to protect u. oh, and did i mention u can ride on dragons and unicorns? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.

but wait, there’s more! u can also build ur own castle, mine for diamonds, and even create ur own potions. and get dis, there’s a secret brain organ in dis world dat helps u repair ur brain after u get injured. it’s called the choroid plexus and cerebrospinal fluid, and it’s gonna make u smarter and stronger than ever before.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane minecraft server and let’s get ready to rumble! trust me, u won’t regret it.

[Fantasy RP]🌟 18+ Slice of Life Fantasy Roleplay 🌟

+18, Adventure, bandit, comedy, Curseforge, dark fantasy, Dedicated, dnd, E’mera, FANTASY, Fantasy Furniture, Fantasy RP, Farmer, Genshin Instruments, Iron’s spells, java, knight, Minecraft, naturalist, Oakheart, real estate agent, Roleplay, romance, RPG, shopkeeper, simple voice chat, slice of life, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	159

Hey there! 🌟 I’m Rexx, and I’m thrilled to welcome you to our growing 18+ server nestled in the enchanting Town of Outcast! 🏰 We’re all about immersive roleplay with dedicated sessions every two weeks, where you can take on diverse roles like guards, townsfolk, farm workers, and more!

Server Genres:

Fantasy💖 Romance⚔️ Adventure😆 Comedy

we got lots of mods modpack featuring Genshin Instruments, Simple Voice Chat, Iron’s Spells, Naturalist, Fantasy Furniture, and more to elevate your roleplay experience!

Requirements:

18+ (proof required)Minecraft: Java & CurseForge (no pirated versions)

Choose Your Town:

🌊 E’mera (Black Water County)🌳 OakHeart

A Bite of Lore:Welcome to OakHeart, a town of outcasts ranging from humans, demons, to monsters. Despite their dark pasts and secrets, they’ve turned OakHeart into a beloved home where every corner holds a tale waiting to be told.

Town Jobs:

🌾 Farmer: Grow crops, feed the town, and earn!🛍️ Shopkeeper: Sell magical goods, weapons, or food.🏰 Knight: Protect OakHeart or E’mera with valor!🏠 Real Estate Agent: Help players find their perfect home.🦹‍♂️ Bandit: For those with a knack for adventure… and risk!⛏️ Miner: Essential for keeping the town’s economy strong.🌿 Gardener: Beautify OakHeart with your green thumb.🎣 Hunter: Provide fresh catches and protect local wildlife.🐎 Ranch Owner: Manage your own ranch and livestock.🛡️ Guard: Safeguard the community and its treasures.

Join us in shaping OakHeart’s story and crafting your own tale in this richly diverse community! 🌟

51.195.190.11:25586

Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

Apologize.., biden, Bidens, Conspiracy, Corruption, Deception, dishonest, Distracted, distraction, divisive tactics, harmful actions, Lies, MAGA, Manipulation, Minecraft, Partisan, Poisoned, Poisoning, political warfare, Politics, Propaganda, Server, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Unethical

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4241	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Emeralds Found:	5243	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!

SockCraft Minecraft Server

arches, Beautiful, cute, discussion, favorites, female feet, fetish, footwear, Going, good one, High heels, long tail, Minecraft, nails, pedicure, post, Server, Sexy, SockCraft, Soles, tags, Thread, Toes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a giant pig that can fly and breathe fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

Argument, bbq, bills, brisket, BrisketBattles, chicken, cow, defrost, Edition, Fish, Fourth of July, FREEZER, frozen, overreacting, payback, picky eater, red meat, shared account, smoking, Store, Thawing, Wife

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Votes:	7777	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Mines Excavated:	1472	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!

BoredomCraft Minecraft Server

Boredom, BoredomCraft, dreary tasks, dull moments, lackluster experiences, Minecraft, monotonous experiences, mundane tasks, repetitive actions, Server, tedious chores, tiresome routines, unengaging tasks, unentertaining moments, uneventful days, uneventful occurrences, unexciting events, uninspiring tasks, uninteresting activities, uninteresting projects, unproductive moments, unstimulating activities

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Have you ever tried watching paint dry while listening to elevator music? Well, forget about that snoozefest because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the brink of boredom!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a creeper breakdancing competition.

So why waste your time with mundane activities when you could be living it up on our insanely fun Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness!

GrownUpProblems

10. Adulting surprises, 11. Unexpected adulting hurdles, 12. Coping with adulthood, 13. Navigating adult responsibilities, 14. Adulting obstacles, 15. Surprising aspects of being an adult, 16. Adulting difficulties, 17. Struggles of adulthood, 18. Adulting challenges and surprises, 19. Overcoming adulting difficulties, 2. Surprising difficulties of adulthood, 20. Adulting surprises and hurdles., 3. Coping with adult responsibilities, 4. Unexpected struggles of being an adult, 5. Adulting hardships, 6. Managing adult life, 7. Difficulty of adulting, 8. Surprising adulting struggles, 9. Challenges of growing up, Adulting challenges, GrownUpProblems

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the struggles of everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of responsibility! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as fed up with adulting as you are. We have weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where you can show off your creative skills and compete for ridiculous prizes like a virtual pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of zombie chickens, while others claim it’s protected by a giant lava monster named Steve. Are you brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So why waste your time dealing with bills and deadlines when you could be exploring a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner child run wild!

CraftyKremlinNewsNet

ai, AI-Driven, CraftyKremlinNewsNet, elections, fake news, Impersonates, influence, Local Media, Network, russia, US

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6311
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have AI-driven fake news network from russia impersonating us local media to influence elections!!! 🤯🤖🇷🇺🗳️

come build your own fake news empire and spread wild conspiracy theories to sway the minds of unsuspecting players! 😂🤪🤯

watch out for the secret agents lurking in the shadows, ready to take down anyone who dares to challenge their fake news dominance! 🕵️‍♂️🔥🚓

join now for a chance to become the ultimate master of misinformation and chaos in the minecraft world! 🌍🔥🔥🔥

remember, nothing is true and everything is permitted on this crazy server! 😜🤣🤯🎮

ShedRenoManiaCraft

affordable housing, alternative housing, DIY housing, homelessness, homelessness awareness, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, housing options, housing shortage, housing solutions, minimalist living, renovating buses, renovating RV’s, renovating sheds, renovating vans, ShedRenoManiaCraft, societal issues, tiny homes, unobtainable housing, van life

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

yo, u ever feel like ur house is just a glorified shed? well, on our server, we embrace the shed life! we got so many cool builds, like vans, buses, and even RV’s that will make u forget u even had a house in the first place. join us and embrace the homeless with extra steps lifestyle! who needs a mansion when u can live in a pimped out bus, amirite? come join us and see why shed living is the new trend in town!

FilterCraft: BuffBoys Edition

appearance ideals, average person, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body dysmorphic disorder, body image, body image distortion, Boys, BuffBoys, Edition, FilterCraft, mental health, mental illness, muscle dysmorphia, muscular build, obsessive preoccupation, photo filters, psychological condition, self esteem, social media, social media influence, Young men

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, like, u ever feel like ur not, like, buff enough, bro? like, u look in the mirror and u just see a scrawny lil noodle arm lookin back at u? well, have no fear, cuz we got the perfect solution for u on this epic minecraft server!

join us and u can, like, build urself the most JACKED avatar u can imagine! u can make those biceps bigger than ur head, bro! and the best part is, u don’t even have to lift a single weight! just mine some blocks and boom, instant gains!

we’ve got all the tools and resources u need to create the ultimate swole character. and with our custom plugins, u can show off ur muscles to all the other players in the server. they’ll be mirin’ ur gains, trust me.

so come on, join us on this totally rad minecraft server and flex on everyone with ur digital muscles. who needs real-life gains when u can have virtual gains, amirite? let’s get SWOLE, baby!