Joby Martin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

StepFamilySueCraft

BETRAYAL, biological father, child support, deposit account, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial injustice, financial responsibility, grandpa’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, lawsuit, legal action, legal rights, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepfamily, StepFamilySueCraft, stepmother

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family inheritance battles and step into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about missing deposits or greedy stepmothers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!

GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

abroad, argentina, assets, Business, Destination, Economy, EL PAÍS English, Financial, Foreign, GOLD, GoldRushMC, Government, investigation, milei, Mileis, Mystery, quantities, reserves, scandal, Server, speculation, Transfer, transparency

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8369
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.

CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner

Accountability, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Luhansk, military aggression, Prisoner, prisoner of war, RIP, russia, russian military, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Towns Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.

And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

Cabbage, culinary comparisons, cultural cuisine, ethnic dishes, fermented foods, food preservation, food stereotypes, German cuisine, Healthy Eating, homemade fermentation, international foods, kimchi, Korean cuisine, KrautCraft, lacto-fermentation, peoples, pickled vegetables, probiotics, SAUERKRAUT, tangy flavors, traditional foods, White, white people

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	7343	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Potions Brewed:	199
Alien Abductions:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Buildings Constructed:	40	Star Shards Collected:	277

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

JudoMaster Minecraft Server

athlete, black belt, Combat Sport, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Dojo, grappling, Judoka, JudoMaster, martial artist, Martial Arts, master of Judo, mental toughness, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, self defense, Server, skill, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of being the underdog in Minecraft PvP battles? Are you wondering why your character isn’t as strong as you’d like? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret dojo where you can train with the master of Judo himself! That’s right, he may not look like much in-game, but once you’ve mastered the art of Judo, you’ll be flipping your enemies left and right like a pro. Join now and unleash your inner martial artist on unsuspecting players!

FutaCraft SMP: The Tale of FutaFunnies

adult content, alternative arkham futa, author name, captive playful drinking, Commissions, daphne josh maxwell, Discord, Eighteen mission responsible, email, erotic fiction, fanfiction, fantasy stories, futa on male, FutaCraft, FutaFunnies, Mortal Kombat Hero Series, payment accepted, Paypal, poison josh maxwell, smp, spending mrs parr recut, Tale, Velma Tony Mei, writing services

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures filled with futa on male stories, Mortal Kombat hero series battles, and missions so responsible they’ll make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! How about spending quality time with Mrs. Parr recut, fighting off poison with Josh Maxwell, or exploring alternative Arkham with futa creatures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine teaming up with Velma, Tony, and Mei to solve mysteries, or getting into hilarious shenanigans with Daphne and Josh Maxwell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a captive, playful, and drinking-filled experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LeftoverLair

childhood neglect, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional scars, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, generational trauma, LeftoverLair, leftovers, mother-daughter relationship, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, resentment towards parents, strained relationships, unhealthy eating habits, unresolved anger

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Animals Bred:	56	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!

CityCraft: Justice Minister’s Plea

arson attack, Belfast, Belfast news, cafe torched, city cleanup, city safety, city vandalism, Citycraft, community destruction, community support, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal damage, Justice, Justice Minister, law enforcement, MINISTERS, PLEA, plea for justice, public outcry, rebuilding efforts, shop torched, Stop trashing our city, Urban violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can trash cities all day long without getting in trouble! The Justice Minister is literally begging you to stop, but we say NAH, keep on torching those cafes and shops for funsies! It’s like a real-life riot, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can plot your next chaos-filled adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mayhem begin!