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Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Why? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate warriors and zombies are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a dance partner.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden around the map that are guarded by evil chickens with laser eyes. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pet dragon (just don’t let it set your house on fire).

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and planting crops, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pig vs zombie dance-off someday!

YuriCraft: Where Minecraft meets anime in the most unexpected ways!

Anime, Authors, Cute girls, Diversity, Entertainment, gender, hetshits, humor, inclusion, JOKE, LGBTQ, love, maleshits, Media, meets, Minecraft, relationships, representation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Studios, unexpected, Ways, yuri season, YuriCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server of all time! We don’t just build blocks, we build friendships and yuri relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute girls, hilarious antics, and maybe even a few male and hetshits thrown in for good measure (but don’t worry, we’ll keep them in line). Our server is so yuri-filled that people are calling it yuri season all year round! So why settle for boring old servers when you can join us for a crazy adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning why yuri is always such a massive joke in the best way possible. Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

1. People always say, brocraft, Complain, Good, Time

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9700	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	2375
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	149	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	8962	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, discrimination, Disrespect, empowerment, feminism, ffrrr, Frustration, Gender issues, Harassment, INEQUALITY, me on, Minecraft, Misogyny, mistreatment, PALS, Peeved, piss, PIXEL, Server, sexism, solidarity, unfairness, wimminz, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

Needless Blocks Be Gone

anime adaptation, anime fans, blocks, editing, fan community, fan cuts, fan edits, fan preference, filler episodes, manga accuracy, Manga adaptation, Naruto exams, Naruto Kai, Needless, Nostalgia, One Pace, original episodes, pacing, rewatch, streamlined viewing, tv shows, unnecessary scenes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of sitting through endless filler episodes and stalling tactics in your favorite anime? Do you wish there was a way to watch the show without all the unnecessary fluff? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where every block is essential, every pixel has a purpose, and every creeper explosion is perfectly timed for maximum excitement. We’ve cut out all the filler content and streamlined the gameplay for a rewatch like no other.

Imagine mining for diamonds without having to dig through layers of useless dirt and gravel. Picture building your dream castle without the hassle of gathering materials for hours on end. On our server, everything is fast-paced and action-packed, just like your favorite manga.

So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Come see why our players keep coming back for more – because when it comes to fun and excitement, we don’t mess around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Sexy White Women Meet Black Guys

attraction, Black, black guys, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, guys, Interracial Relationships, love, Meet, Physical attraction, Preferences, Race, relationships, sexual preferences, Sexy, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo, White, white women, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sexy white women who are all obsessed with black guys! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a wild love triangle between a blocky Steve and a sultry Enderman. Who will win the hearts of these pixelated beauties? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind server. So come on and join the fun, because things are about to get steamy in the world of Minecraft!

38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6228	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!

Blocky VTuber Vibes: Where Pixels Meet Personality in Minecraft!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	4114	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3143
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by actual VTubers! That’s right, you can mine and craft alongside your favorite virtual personalities. And forget about those nu-HoloVCRslop servers, our server is the real deal!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it, there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of dancing creepers who only speak in beatbox. Can you dig your way to the treasure without getting served by their sick moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).