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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8068 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where the new groups are always hyped up to be super strong and dangerous, only to find out they’re complete jobbers? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and unpredictability!
Join us if you want to witness insane plot twists, like the time a group of chickens took over a village and declared themselves the rulers of the land. Or the time a group of llamas started a rebellion against the players, demanding better treatment and more hay.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jobber Guild, a group of players who are known for their ability to lose every battle they’re in. Join them if you want to experience the thrill of being defeated by the most incompetent warriors in all of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!
