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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4502 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 2760 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!