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Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	231
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	1365
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6208

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crops Grown:	7171	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	264664

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2894	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7562

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	2441	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!