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  • Misogyny & Antinatalism 1.20

    Misogyny & Antinatalism 1.20
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 8572
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

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    Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where misogyny is celebrated, antinatalism is a thing of the past, and we are all about that human race content. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and questionable life choices. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and causing mayhem with your new virtual buddies? Say goodbye to relaxation and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BioMomBan Minecraft Server

    BioMomBan Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 7052
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Animals Bred: 175
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤪 Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing and surprises are around every corner! 🎮✨

    Join us for a wild ride like no other! Just like Emma’s rollercoaster of a life, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. 💥

    Looking for a place where long-lost family members randomly pop up out of the blue? Look no further! Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your estranged uncle trying to reconnect after years of ghosting the family. 🤯

    And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of couches for you to sleep on if you need some space to cool down after a heated argument with your in-game spouse. 😴💔

    So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself debating whether to let your virtual daughter meet her long-lost virtual mother. 🤔👩‍👧‍👩

    Join now for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SprintSisBegoneCraft

    SprintSisBegoneCraft
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 1492
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1570
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like my morning jog.

    Experience the thrill of running away from imaginary dangers just like I did when my sister tricked me into coming home. Will you be able to outsmart your opponents and navigate through the chaos like I did with my sister’s shenanigans?

    Block and unblock your way through challenges just like I did with my sister’s number. Show your dominance and assert your boundaries in this crazy world just like I did with my sister.

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and drama of our Minecraft server. And remember, sometimes the craziest stories make for the best adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GasCrisisGoneSlovaKyiv

    GasCrisisGoneSlovaKyiv
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 2787
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in blocky land. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha, and villagers that tell dad jokes all day long.

    one time, this dude named Steve built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon, but then he realized there was no oxygen up there so he had to ride it back down real quick. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

    also, our admin once turned into a giant chicken and started laying diamond eggs everywhere. it was like a treasure hunt, but with poultry. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness?

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids and dolphins throw the best parties? it’s like Atlantis, but with more disco balls.

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the fun, right?)

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockflix Rotten Tomatoes Rating

    Blockflix Rotten Tomatoes Rating
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 5087
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold ingots. u can only access it if u defeat the evil Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken. yep, u heard me right, a rubber chicken.

    also, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky and drop rare enchanted items for u to collect. but be careful, cuz the pigs are actually shape-shifting aliens in disguise.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes in the land? he’s a real comedian, that one.

    so, come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lung Cancer Race Track

    Lung Cancer Race Track
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7877
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the distance to the nearest lung cancer facility is determined by the racial and ethnic makeup of your community! if you’re asian, black, or hispanic, you’ll have a shorter distance to travel to get treatment because we care about diversity and health! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures like unicorns and dragons who will help you mine for diamonds and build the coolest houses ever. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save some lungs together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Banana Sandwich

    Banana Sandwich
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9670
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Gods Slained: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Farms Harvested: 988 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Highlights
    Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
    Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
    Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
    Coming Soon: Proximity Voice Chat for next-level immersion!
    Quality-of-Life Features
    Player heads for unique decorating
    Armor stand editor for creative displays
    Invisible item frames for clean builds
    Community Focus
    Regular community events and minigames
    Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
    Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
    Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

    Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

    Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect with Plooop on Discord or join using the provided server link.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 version.

    Q: How does the diamond-based economy work?

    A: The economy rewards creativity and effort with diamonds as a form of currency.

    Q: What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    A: Proximity Voice Chat allows players to naturally chat with nearby players as they explore, build, and adventure together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lunar Voyage 1.20.6

    Lunar Voyage 1.20.6
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 605
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 576915
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Potions Brewed: 90

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    Yo, bro, forget Sailor Moon, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on this server, you can create your own magical girl skin and fight off creepers with your magical powers! Mars, Jupiter, Moon, Venus, Mercury – they’ve got nothing on you and your diamond sword! Plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying unicorn and shoot rainbows at your enemies. So ditch the anime and come join the real magical world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoStupidDogNames Minecraft Server

    NoStupidDogNames Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4560
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Dimension Hops: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Crops Grown: 9633

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like naming your dog “Bitch”! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the drama of deciding on a questionable name for your furry friend.

    Explore our virtual world with your own unique username, whether it’s “Bitch’sOwner” or “CatLover32”. Build your own virtual pet sanctuary and see how your cats Viktor and Warwick react to the new addition of a digital dog named Bitch.

    Venture into our server and witness the hilarious conversations that unfold as you try to explain to the neighbor’s kids why your dog is named Bitch. Will you be able to navigate through the awkward encounters and come out unscathed?

    So come on and join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s questionable naming choices). It’s a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises that you won’t want to miss out on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AuntieCraft: AITA for Accepting?

    AuntieCraft: AITA for Accepting?
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 2665
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9631 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee more twists and turns than a soap opera!

    Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, financial fiascos, and credit card chaos! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Witness the epic saga of a mother opening a credit card in her child’s name, racking up a hefty bill, and then getting mad when called out on it. Will the family ever recover from this scandal? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for jaw-dropping moments like offering to only pay a partial amount to the card company and hoping for forgiveness. Can you handle the suspense?

    So come on down to our server and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have a front-row seat to the wildest stories around? Join now and buckle up for the ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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