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Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

bathroom humor, dirty job, dirty work, Employee, employment, FACTORY, factory job, factory jokes, funny, funny job, gross job, humor, Job, job jokes, Minecraft, Poop, poop factory, poop jokes, smelly job, smelly work, smp, stinky job, work, work humor, work jokes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Magic Items Found:	8981
Star Shards Collected:	97	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

DoggoCraft: No Turkey, Just Puppies!

advocacy, Animal Activism, animal advocates, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, controversial law, DoggoCraft, Government, law enforcement, legislation, mass killing, Petition, protest, public outcry, puppies, stray animals, stray dogs, turkey

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Votes:	3145
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

come join our minecraft server where we save stray dogs from turkey’s crazy laws! we have a secret underground dog sanctuary where you can adopt a virtual pup and take them on adventures in the game. plus, our server is protected by a pack of loyal minecraft wolves who will attack any griefers trying to mess with our furry friends. join us and help us fight the good fight against injustice and save all the virtual doggos!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

aid, cbs news, Conspiracy, CraftyCampaigns, denial, foreign interference, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Israel, low iq, MAGA, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, Trump Campaign, Ukraine, US Election, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
New Chunks Explored:	385234	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Towns Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!

QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

compensate, congratulates, Crush, favorite MC, Friends, getting paid, Hero, Ochako, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkSacrificerMC, sacrifice, Sacrifices, saves the world, Saving the World, smp, teaching job, Underappreciated, Unrecognized, useless, Walmart

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8798
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	120
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3177
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	7902
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	9

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Dimension Hops:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Items Found:	7677	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!