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FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	157	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6215	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ores Mined:	8103

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	57654	Endless Night Skies:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	518	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crops Grown:	4991
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!

ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, letting go, moving on, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness exercises, self-forgiveness journey, self-forgiveness practice, self-forgiveness process, shame

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	79
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6292
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.