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Crafty McCraftface: Where your dead career comes alive in pixels!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Votes:	6423
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9117

Are you tired of your Minecraft career being as dead as a zombie in the sunlight? Well, fear not, because our server is here to resurrect your gaming dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what? They survived and became the hero of the server, forever immortalized in the Hall of Fame (which is just a giant statue of them made out of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of flying squids, ride a llama into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the friendliest players who will welcome you with open arms (and maybe even a cake or two).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Your Minecraft career may be dead now, but with us, it will rise from the ashes like a phoenix with a diamond sword.

GeodeCraft: Where geodes are the new currency and griefing is an o-fence.

armor, Currency, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, entity stacking, Friendly, GeodeCraft, geodes, Griefing, Land Claims, oFENCE, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, semi survival, smp, spawner stacking, Stable Economy, Tools, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1949	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ores Mined:	4798	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claims	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Custom crate tools, armor and items	Unique and custom items available through in-game crates
Player Shops	Players can create their own shops to trade with others
Player Warps	Players can set their own warps for easy teleportation
McMMO	Level up skills and abilities to enhance gameplay
Resource Worlds	Different worlds for gathering specific resources
Custom Economy plugin	Unique economy system for trading and transactions
Stacking	Entities, spawners, and items can be stacked for convenience

IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address mc.geodecraft.net in your Minecraft client.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a friendly and positive environment for all players. Make sure to read and abide by the rules posted on our Discord server.

Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others. Use the player shops feature to set up your own shop.

What is the currency used on the server?

We have a custom economy plugin in place with its own currency for transactions and trading.

SnowyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Votes:	7386
Magic Items Found:	5067	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Whitebros, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).

So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!

Minecraft SMP: /Furred/ – Breeding Stock Edition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5762	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anthros dominate humans in the most outrageous ways possible! Whether you’re into /amohm/, /amohf/, herm-related stuff, or just want to get messed up by anthro cock, this is the place for you!

Join us as we build a world where humans are at the mercy of anthros and get into all sorts of crazy situations. Share your favorite pictures, get creative with captions, and tell some wild stories about your experiences in this anthro-dominated world.

Previous thread got a little too wild, so let’s keep pushing the boundaries and see just how far we can take this anthro domination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to get fucked silly by anthro cock!

MommyCutsNoConsent

aita, anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Hair cut, Haircut, Kids, Long hair, mom, MommyCutsNoConsent, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, short hair, Surprise, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give your kids surprise haircuts like some crazy babysitter! Our server is a hair-raising adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and hair-raising challenges.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs. But don’t worry, we won’t touch your hair without your permission!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the importance of hair autonomy? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who gives out free haircuts to all who dare to explore its depths.

Don’t miss out on the hair-raising fun – join our Minecraft server today and let your hair down (or keep it long, we won’t judge)!

HangoverCureMC SMP

alcohol, binge drinking, Detox, electrolytes, greasy food, hangover, HangoverCureMC, headache, health, hydration, Medicine, morning after, Nausea, Party, Recovery, remedies, REST, self-care, Sleep, smp, Water, wellness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP, where we have a secret potion that instantly cures hangovers in-game! No need to suffer through the morning after a wild virtual party when you can just hop on our server and feel refreshed and ready to mine some diamonds.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, just for laughs! So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

MineCraftRiseAndShine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava pool spa or challenge a fellow player to a game of chicken jousting (yes, that’s a thing here).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

CraftyCampFun

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7384	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Potions Brewed:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

hey yall, come join our epic minecraft server where we build re-education camps just like Nicolás Maduro! but don’t worry, we ain’t imprisoning no demonstrators, just building crazy cool stuff! join us for a wild ride and see if you can escape our wacky camp challenges! plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of brain-damaged builders like us? come on, you know you wanna join the madness!

MuscleSpaceAgeCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where human muscle cells have returned from space looking like they just had a wild party with aliens! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in blocky pixel form! build your own spaceship, battle alien mobs, and discover new planets filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs to go to space when you can experience all the craziness right here on our server! plus, our community is out of this world (literally)! join now and let’s explore the galaxy together!

Welcome to “The Bagelverse: Now with 100% more cream cheese!”

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	9792
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Cisco’s RPG Ultimate Server
Modpack Version	V5bRe
Forge Version	1.19.2
Number of Mods	Over 250

Features
Weapon Mods	Celestisynth, Simply Swords
Magic Mods	Iron’s Spells, Ars Nouveau
Boss Mods	Mowzie’s Mobs, Cataclysm
Origins, Blessings, Classes	Available upon joining
Multiplayer Experience	Optimized for best experience
Commands	/back, /home, /tpa available
Chat Integration	Discord and in-game chat
Voice Chat	Proximity chat with Simple Voice Chat
Donations	No pay-to-win, donations only
Community	Best community ever

FAQs

How can I join the Cisco’s RPG Ultimate server?

You can join by clicking this link discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW and joining the Bagelverse Discord server.

What version of the modpack and Forge does the server use?

The server uses modpack version V5bRe and Forge version 1.19.2

Are there any special features or mods on the server?

Yes, there are over 250 mods including weapon mods, magic mods, and mods that add bosses

Is the server optimized for multiplayer experience?

Yes, the modpack has been modified for the best possible multiplayer experience

Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

No, the server does not have any pay-to-win elements. Donations are accepted

How can I communicate with other players on the server?

You can communicate through in-game chat or Discord integration

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

BlockyBrit, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that leave you feeling empty inside? Well, look no further because our server will have your belly bulging with laughter and excitement!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Your belly will be bulging with joy in no time!