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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5759 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 131 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
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