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Wolverhampton André Lemina João Gomes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6812	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, this server is all about causing mayhem and madness at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness Wolverhampton, André, Lemina, and João Gomes team up to take down Man Utd in the most epic PvP battle you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that Man Utd’s base is filled with nothing but dirt blocks and chicken coops – how the mighty have fallen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that will lead you to the promised land of unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Melting Pot

Assumptions, belonging, cultural appropriation, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, exclusion, heritage, identity crisis, inclusion, melting, Multiculturalism, pixelated, Pot, Questioning, Race, representation, SELF AWARENESS, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Votes:	5387	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a spicy enchilada of fun! We don’t conform to just one ethnicity, we’re a melting pot of craziness! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling ninja creepers, trading with pirate villagers, and building castles fit for a unicorn king! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

CraftyFartsy – Where Creepers Fart Rainbows and Villagers Dance

ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyFartsy, CREEPERS, Dance, ducks, fart, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, OC material, Oshi, RAINBOWS, Shill, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, Viewers, villagers, Vip, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Items Found:	5797	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite VIP club of viewers who appreciate the indie gems with 500 or more viewers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us and discuss indie vtubers who are killing it with their streams. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all. And hey, even if your favorite vtuber has just 499 viewers, we’ll still let you shill them here. We’re all about supporting the underdogs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for corpo vtubers who don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV. We’re all about inclusivity here, as long as you meet our outrageous requirements.

And if you’re into seeeeeexy Koikatsu cards or want to check out our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), we’ve got you covered. Plus, don’t miss out on our official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber fanart needs.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest community of indie vtuber enthusiasts. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two streaming their adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Armor Envy: Minecraft’s Most Fashionable Server

Aesthetics, armor, Character customization, Customization, design, Detailed, elaborate, envy, FANTASY, fashion, Fashionable, futuristic, graphics, iconic, Medieval, Minecrafts, ornate, RPG, Server, Style, Unique, video games, visual appeal, visual design

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Potions Brewed:	113
Dragon Eggs Found:	9291	Farms Harvested:	753
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1815	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of wearing drab, boring armor in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where our armor is so stylish, even the creepers will stop and admire you before blowing you up! Join us and become the fashion icon of the blocky world!

Our armor is not just for show, though. Legend has it that wearing our enchanted armor will give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do your bidding. Need to build a castle in record time? Just call upon the sheep and watch them work their fluffy magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our armor is also rumored to grant you the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Soaring through the skies, you’ll be able to see the world from a whole new perspective and rain down diamonds on unsuspecting players below.

So why settle for boring old armor when you can join our server and become a stylish, sheep-summoning, diamond-raining superhero? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Shabbos Goy’s Bible Quotes Minecraft Server

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BIBLE, controversial statements, current events, goys, Minecraft, online activism, online discourse, political figures, Politics, public figures, quotes, QUOTING THE BIBLE, religious beliefs, religious quotes, religious references, Server, Shabbos, SHABBOS GOYS, social media, TomCottonAR, trending topics, twitter, twitter widget, viral tweet

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you scream AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in excitement!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Tom Cotton himself tweeted about it! That’s right, our server is endorsed by a real-life politician who knows a thing or two about epic gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your block too)!

HappyCraft: Where Everything Makes You Happy, Even If Nothing Does Anymore

Anymore, coping strategies, depression, Despair, emotional, emptiness, Happy, HappyCraft, hopeless, Loneliness, Lost, makes, me, mental health, Nothing, numbness, Pain, Sadness, Struggle, Support, Therapy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mines Excavated:	1941	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you in desperate need of some laughter and fun in your life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and craziness begin. Remember, on our server, NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPY ANYMORE…except for playing Minecraft with us!

Pussy Clitty Urethra Adventures: The Minecraft Server

Adventures, clitty, Communication, consent, gender affirmation, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Intimacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, pussy, Self Discovery, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual identity, sexual orientation, sexual pleasure, Trans, Transgender, urethra

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to explore a world where anything is possible, including getting your pussy clitty urethra fucked by mysterious creatures (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And hey, being trans is just an added bonus on our server – we welcome all genders and identities with open arms!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

PuddingCraft: Where the Creeper’s always say ‘YEAAAHHH!’

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	8740	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	116
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. But here’s the twist – the cake was actually made of pudding! And not just any pudding, but magical pudding that gave you superpowers in the game. So yeah, if you want to experience the thrill of finding pudding cake and unlocking superpowers, this is the server for you. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. So come on, join us and let’s dive into a world of pudding-filled adventures!

SocietySucksMC – Where you can escape the judgment and build your own world! 🤣🔨

bipoc, Bisexual, BUILD, Country, Court, criminal behavior, discrimination, disemboweling, elderly lady, Escape, Improvement, INFORMATION, judgment, judicial system, knife raping, lenient, life sentence, Michael, Minorities, no parole, reputation, society, SocietySucksMC, tax-paying citizen, world

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Star Shards Collected:	260
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most misunderstood individuals are welcomed with open arms! Join us and experience a world where BIPOCs are celebrated and embraced, no matter what kind of trouble they may have gotten into in the past.

Our server is a safe haven for those who have been unfairly judged by society, just like our friend Michael here. He may have made some questionable choices in the past, but on our server, he’s a valued member of our community.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next legend of our server, just like Michael and his infamous knife-wielding escapades. Join now and let’s show the world that BIPOCs can thrive in any environment, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

AwkwardCraft: Where starting conversations is as easy as mining diamonds! Join now and make friends in Minecraft!

AwkwardCraft, be honest, Communication, Confidence, Conversations, dating advice, dating struggles, diamonds, EASY, emotional intelligence, Friends, Insecurity, introspection, Join, Minecraft, Mining, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Social Skills, Starting, starting conversations, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a total noob when it comes to talking to girls? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be slaying both creepers and your social anxiety in no time.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of beautiful Minecraft babes appear out of nowhere. With our server, you’ll have the confidence to strike up a conversation and maybe even score a date to the virtual prom.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, rumored to make anyone who drinks it irresistible to the opposite sex. So not only will you be a pro at PvP, but you’ll also be a pro at picking up players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft Casanova. Who needs real-life social skills when you have a diamond sword and a killer pickup line?

Native Isekai: No Fantasy, Just Sick of Creepers

Alternate Reality, CREEPERS, DISILLUSIONED, disillusioned protagonist, disillusionment, escapism, Fake, FANTASY, fantasy world, genre, isekai, native, native culture, native world, natіvе isekаi, not what I expected, not what it seems, over it, pretending, Reality, sick, tired

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our totally not fantasy Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner isekai vibes! Ever wanted to escape to a whole new world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, look no further because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can pretend you’ve been transported to a native isekai world (because who needs boring old fantasy realms, amirite?). Explore lush landscapes, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for rare items.

But beware, this isekai world is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a powerful dragon roams the land, guarding a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our isekai Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin! Just remember, this is a natіvе isekаi, not fantasy, and we’re not afraid to show it!