Joan Knows Best – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server
ACCUSATION, ai, ap english, AP exam, bitchass english teacher, chinese mom, CraftyBitchAss, Credit, cry, DEADLINE, essay, grading, high school, Minecraft, neck pillow, pass class, principals office, Rewrite, self esteem, Server, Zero
Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

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QueenCraft Minecraft Server
01472526, 10.1080, 2023, 2297542, abs, academic articles, Black queens, cartoon porn, chud white boys, Đôi, feminist beauty, journals, Minecraft, QueenCraft, Server, tandfonline, twerking
Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!

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CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed
adult food, birthday cake, cakewars, Cheating husband, children’s food, crab bake, family conflict, family dynamic, fancy food, gold digger, Grandchild, inlaws, judgmental, Lifestyle, mom shaming, nephew, NoNephewAllowed, Parenting styles, picky eater, sister, social media, thrifty moms
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws’ crab bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even toddlers are allowed to feast on crab and wear adorable crab hats. Join us and experience the drama of family feuds over social media, where your mom and sister might block you for letting your child enjoy fancy food. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, even if your family isn’t. Plus, if you join now, you might just witness a virtual birthday party where the cake sponsor decides to boycott and the drama unfolds like never before. So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics!

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NoobvilleCraft
10. Constant need for validation, 11. Unwillingness to admit faults, 12. Poor emotional intelligence, 13. Blaming others for their mistakes, 14. Lack of self-reflection, 15. Self-absorbed behavior, 16. Inconsiderate actions, 17. Arrogant attitude, 18. Insensitivity towards others, 19. Oblivious to social norms, 2. Ignoring social cues, 20. Delusional sense of superiority, 3. Narcissistic tendencies, 4. Self-centeredness, 5. Inability to take criticism, 6. Disregard for others’ feelings, 7. Lack of introspection, 8. Overbearing personality, 9. Sense of entitlement, lack of empathy, NoobvilleCraft
Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and launching exploding chickens at each other. Our server is so crazy that players have been known to build entire castles made out of TNT just for fun. If you want to experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then this is the place for you. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies like to bust a move when they’re not trying to eat your brains. So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you have some serious self-awareness, because you’re going to need it in this wild and wacky world!

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CreeperCeasefireCraft
ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCeasefireCraft, diplomatic efforts., Hamas, Hamas leadership, hostage crisis, hostage release agreement, hostage release plan, international diplomacy, Israel-Palestine relations, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace process, Palestinian politics, peace negotiations, Political Agreements, political reconciliation, Terrorism, united states involvement, us foreign policy, US-backed ceasefire
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! JOIN US AND U MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY AND A PET CHICKEN NAMED MR. CLUCKS WHO TELLS JOKES! WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS CRAZINESS?! JOIN NOW OR U MIGHT MISS THE CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON MADE OF JELLO!

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EagleQueenCraft
#birdwatching, AMERICANS, animal facts, bald eagles, bird behavior, Birds, conservation, eagle conservation, EagleQueenCraft, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, female, gender, misconceptions, national symbol, Nature, ornithology, RAPTORS, united states, wildlife, Wildlife Education
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where bald eagles rule the skies and drop diamonds instead of feathers. these majestic birds are actually female and they will guide you to hidden treasure chests full of enchanted gear and golden apples.
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually alien spies sent to protect our server from griefers and hackers. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they only want emeralds).
our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of obsidian that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s lit, fam.
join us now and become part of the most insane and wacky minecraft community on the interwebs. bald eagles, llamas, and disco balls await you. let’s get this bread, gamers.

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ChiCraft: Mindful Miners & CBT Builders
Alternative Medicine, breast cancer survivors, Builders, cancer recovery, CBT, ChiCraft, cognitive behavioural therapy, complementary health benefits, health benefits, holistic healing, inflammatory disease, insomnia, integrative medicine, mind-body connection, mind-body practices, mindful, mindfulness, miners, research, stress reduction, study, Tai Chi, Therapy, Treatment, wellness
come join our epic minecraft server where we do tai chi to reduce inflammation and cure insomnia like wut even is that??? we also have researchers studying the effects of combining mind-body practices with CBT to give u complementary health benefits like u never seen before. u will be so zen and well-rested u will be slaying creepers left and right like a boss. so come on, join us and let’s get our inner peace on while we conquer the minecraft world together!

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CrazyWorld For you Welcome Minecraft server
#crazyworld, Ad, Environment, Minecraft, new, Players, Server, welcome
On Crazy World you can safely play in the environment of players and find a new ad
176.215.255.200

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Hardrada’s World of Chaos and Confusion – Where Towny Meets Worldbuilding! No Factions Allowed!

alcohol, Allowed, Balanced, bar, BIASED, Chaos, Community, confusion, Discord, Empire, Factions, Hardradas, History, intervention, meets, merchant, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Suggestions, Towny, Vanilla, world, Worldbuilding

Hardrada Worldbuilding Overview

Description
Welcome to Hardrada Worldbuilding. A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding!

Notable Plugins

Plugin
Towny
Dynmap
Brewery

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQ

Q: What is Hardrada Worldbuilding?

A: Hardrada Worldbuilding is a Minecraft server that focuses on allowing players to create and shape the history and politics of the world.

Q: Are there any restrictions on what players can do?

A: Hardrada Worldbuilding aims to provide players with almost total freedom, with minimal admin intervention and unbiased staff.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: Some notable plugins on the server include Towny, Dynmap, and Brewery.