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Autistic God Minecraft Server

acceptance, advocacy, autism, autistic, autistic males, BELIEF, benefit, Collective, Community, divine purpose, empowerment, FAITH, GOD, Gods Will, Higher power, inclusion, Interest, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Server, spirituality, Support, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are all considered “God” and our main goal is to fulfill “God’s will” which is the collective benefit and interest of all autistic males!

Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.

But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

””/Minecraft SMP/ – Blocky Banter Brigade””

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, banter, blocky, Brigade, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7696	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5618	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join us for a wild ride with characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Dizzy the Dancing Skeleton and Jelly the Jellyfish Queen. And don’t forget about Ember the Fire Fairy, who can turn your base into a flaming masterpiece in seconds.

With so many quirky characters and insane storylines, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Biden administration, Deals, dementia, DNC, Economy, EMBARRASSMENT, Genocide, ineffective policies, Israel, liberal, LiberalCraft, Minecraft, Normalization, out of touch, Prices, Republican senate, Server, staff cover-up, stock market, track record, voter base, war criminal

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players

anger management, attitude issue, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, disrespectful behavior., emotional intelligence, Frustration, inappropriate response, lack of understanding, long tail tags, Minecraft, negative interaction, Players, Problem, rude behavior, smp, Social Skills, their problem, toxic relationship, unprofessional conduct, unresolved issues, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	111
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

/southcone, argentina, Brazil, caribbean invasion, Chile, culture, demographics, economic stability, Economy, general, high incomes, high standard of living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Paraguay, PixelPals, political stability, prosperity, Server, south america, south american continent, Uruguay

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Southern Cone region of South America has been transformed into a blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride through Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and even southern Brazil, São Paulo, and Paraguay – all in pixelated glory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our players enjoy a higher standard of living than anywhere else in the Minecraft world. Our economy is booming, with diamonds and emeralds aplenty for all to mine. Plus, our server is known for its political stability – no griefers or trolls allowed here!

But that’s not all – we have a Caribbean invasion going on that you won’t want to miss. Pirates, parrots, and treasure hunts await you on our server. And if you’re feeling a bit lost in the game, don’t worry – our friendly community is here to help you navigate through the blocky wonders of the Southern Cone.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual life filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a few llama friends along the way? See you in-game!

Put Tariffs On Chinese Imports Minecraft SMP

America First, blockquotepPut, blue collar workers, bring back manufacturing, Chinese, Chinese imports, deport Mexicans, economic nationalism, economic policy, factory jobs, global trade, immigration, Imports, Job Opportunities, job security, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, political beliefs, political ideology, protectionism, SMPpblockquote, Tariffs, trade war, Trump supporters, Working class

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of just mining and crafting in Minecraft? Do you want a server where you can truly make a difference in the virtual world? Well, look no further than our server! We have implemented tariffs on Chinese imports and deported all the Mexicans to bring back manufacturing in our virtual world. Why do Trump supporters want to work at a factory so much, you ask? Because here, you can mine for diamonds while also making America great again! Join us now and be a part of our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Ability to sit/lie/crawl, airdrops, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, automine, Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas, Blocks with private, Buyer, Caches, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Construction area, Creative, custom commands, Dance, date head database, Donat world, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, effects, Elevators, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free cases with donation, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, IMPROVEMENTS, In-game console, Islands, Items at lvl X, King of the Mountains, Large Online, Lucky blocks, menu, mystics, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Portals, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Relics, report system, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, salary, sex, Shop, Skin illumination, Skyblock, Spheres, Spit, Spleef, Survival, Tasks, TNT Run, tops, trampolines, transformation into mobs, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whales, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

TCP.MineRich.net

PixelPals Minecraft Server

bilibili, Delutaya, dooby3D, Entertainment, Ex-Hololive Global, Ex-members, fanbase, Gaming, hololive, Japanese vtuber, KsonONAIR, Live streaming, Mikenekoko, Minecraft, NotNamie, Online Community, PixelPals, Ricaaach, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 結城さくな

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Potions Brewed:	156
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-hololive members who have taken over the virtual world. From Delutaya causing chaos with her pranks to KsonONAIR building giant statues of themselves, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have Mikenekoko leading expeditions to find rare treasures, NotNamie hosting epic dance parties, and Ricaaach creating mind-blowing redstone contraptions. And let’s not forget about Dooby3d, who is constantly trolling unsuspecting players with hilarious traps and tricks.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary 結城さくな and embark on a quest to save the virtual world from certain doom. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Magia SMP Record: Puella SMP Magi SMP Madoka SMP Magica SMP Side SMP Story Minecraft SMP

Cock Tower, Exedra, Exedra YouTube, forms, google play, Homura, Infohump, Kaiten PV, Madoka, madoka magica, magi, Magia, magia record, magica, MagiReco Story, Minecraft, Original Contents, PMMM, Puella, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, RECORD, Remember Your Friends, Service Completed, Side, side story, sisters, smp, Steam, Story, thank you

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Potions Brewed:	146	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant floating cock tower (yes, you read that right). But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with magical girls from Magia Record who are ready to battle it out for supremacy. And don’t forget about our exclusive Kaiten PV ver. Homura, where you can watch Homura spin in circles for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have a spreadsheet dedicated to remembering all your friends on the server, because who has time to actually remember people’s usernames? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can check out our Exedra YouTube channel for some MagiReco Story content that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes (except griefing – seriously, don’t do that).

Squall is literally me Minecraft server

Appearance, comparison, emotional connection, Identity, introspection, LITERALLY, look like this, me, Minecraft, personal style, Personality, physical traits, relatability, resemblance, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-expression, self-identification, self-image, self-perception, Server, Similarity, Squall

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy circus on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper rodeo – it’s a blast!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombie villagers and skeleton archers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!