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Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, corporate, cubicle life, daily routine, employment, grind, Job, job satisfaction, Labor, Minecraft, monotony, office, Paycheck, salary, smp, wage slave, wagie, WagieFree, work, work culture, work-life balance, Working class

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Jumpin’Craft Minecraft Server

Anime, Aozora Fishing, Bun no Ao Shun, Captain Tsubasa, Cat’s Eye, dr slump, Forever Kamiko-kun, Gal ga Rival, Geki! Gokutora Ikka, JumpinCraft, Kaidō Racer GO, Kinnikuman, Kochikame, Manga, Minecraft, Ring ni Kakero, Sannen Kimengumi, Server, Shaka no Musuko, Super Police, Tennis Boy, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Votes:	4538
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of manga and anime!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest manga dreams! Ever wanted to fish in the sky like in Aozora Fishing? Or race through the streets like in Kaidō Racer GO? Well, now you can!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic soccer matches in Captain Tsubasa, the craziest adventures in Dr. Slump, and the most intense wrestling battles in Kinnikuman. And let’s not forget about the Super Police, who are here to keep the peace (or cause chaos, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Animals Bred:	76
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	2999	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Zombie Chickens Minecraft SMP

autopsy report, chickens, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, Dead, dead bodies, disturbing images, forensic investigation, forensic science, Girls, graphic content, gruesome details, Horror, Minecraft, murder, post autopsy, psychological thriller, Rotten, smp, SUICIDE, torture, violent death, zombie

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ores Mined:	1449
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).

Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.

Starlight Skies Minecraft Server

cd projekt red, cyberpunk 2077, fan expectations, game criticism, game delays, game design, game development, game improvements, game marketing, game patches, game release, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, open world, Project North Star, RPG, Server, Skies, Starlight, video games, Witcher IV

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building yet another dirt house? Well, fear not, because on our server, Witcher IV, you’ll embark on a quest to save the world from impending doom!

Join forces with fellow players to battle hordes of evil mobs, uncover hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even tame your own dragon to ride into battle. But beware, the fate of the entire virtual world rests on your shoulders!

So why wait? Join Witcher IV today and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero in a world on the brink of destruction. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary sword of Notch himself is hidden somewhere in the game, waiting for a brave soul to claim it. Will it be you? Only one way to find out!

Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!