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No No No Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day with a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of bingo!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava, but hey, it’s all in good fun!).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Audiogenomics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old health potions that just don’t cut it? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky SMP where our resident mad scientist is cooking up some seriously whacko psychotronic medications in his basement lab. Who needs regular old health potions when you can have potions that make you run faster, jump higher, and even turn you into a chicken for a day? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Get your free pass now and join the madness at https://www.patreon.com/36N9Genetics/redeem/8299D!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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She’s a Minecraft server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out the answer to the age-old question: How old is she again? Our server is filled with mysterious characters and hidden secrets, including a secret NPC who claims to know the answer but will only reveal it to those who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that the number changes every time you ask, so good luck keeping up! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth and maybe even win a prize for cracking the code. Just don’t be surprised if the answer turns out to be as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster riding a unicorn through a rainbow.

Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of being the laughing stock of the Minecraft world with your weak jawline and lack of facial hair? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will give you the manliest jawline and the bushiest beard you’ve ever seen! Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you strut around with your newfound ruggedness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Yes, you heard that right. One swing of this sword and your foes will be hopping around in cute little bunny suits, unable to harm a hair on your perfectly sculpted chin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft stud with a jawline of steel and a beard to rival even the most majestic of dwarves. Plus, who wouldn’t want to wield a sword that turns enemies into bunnies? It’s a win-win situation, really.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Daily Mail Australia reporting on a scandalous story about a transgender OnlyFans model named Kay Manuel. But don’t worry, we won’t out you or cause chaos in your life like they did to poor Kay.

Join our server and experience the thrill of sleeping with 75 legally-aged school leavers within the first two days at Schoolies…virtually, of course! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive, you’ll feel right at home as you embark on outrageous adventures and create insane stories of your own.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mines Excavated:	4210
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General (ft. tips)! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that marries fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat general? Not to mention, we’ve got snakes, arachnids, and fungi galore – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is dedicated to public service fatties who work tirelessly to make our lives comfy and cozy, especially during the holiday season. They deserve some gratuity, don’t they? And tips don’t just have to be monetary – we’re talking about all kinds of creative ways to show appreciation. QotT: what’s the best way to tip? What kinds of tips are there for fatties? Join us and find out!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just take a look at our thread highlights – from Wurmple conductors to Bug Alien Princesses, we’ve got it all. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the legendary Godseeker story or meet the Blind Venusaur? It’s a world of wonder and wackiness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on, join us on /fgds/ and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. And remember, for God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son – but he also gave us this amazing Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out!

CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

– Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

– Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

– Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

– Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

– Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

– Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

– Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the server’s food supply. Will the chickens lay enough eggs to overthrow the potatoes? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against the fluffy uprising?

And let’s not forget about the legendary quest for the Golden Kouki, a rare and powerful item that will grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cookies. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – especially when it comes to the almighty Kouki!

Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!