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HezbollahHavocCraft

aggression, Attacks, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, peace negotiations, Politics, SECURITY, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Netanyahu himself cant stop talkin bout it! he be like “yo dis server is da bomb, we aint stoppin attacks on Hezbollah cuz we too busy playin on dis server!”

we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da world! Netanyahu approves, so u know it’s gotta be good!

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

AetherRoom, AI Dynamic Storytelling, AI Roguelike, chat models, claude, Cohere updates, Command R+, Crafty, Elves, Events, Featherless, general, KoboldAI, Llama 3 Erato, local models, Minecraft, Mistral, Mistral Small 22B, NAI guide collection, News, Nobles Friday, NovelAI, NovelAI releases, OpenRouter, Pixtral 12B, prompts, Qwen, Qwen 2.5, r/, Resources, secret, Seduction Technique, Server, Summer Sampler Update., Tales, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI, Tools, Wiki

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will seduce you with its secret techniques? Look no further than our server! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will keep you entertained with limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you wanting more.

But that’s not all! Stay up to date with the latest news from NovelAI, Mistral, Qwen, and more. Muscle up with Llama 3 Erato and dive into the world of textgen samplers like never before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

The Spooky Minecraft SMP

best horror, bone-chilling, classic horror, hair-raising, Horror, horror enthusiasts, horror fanatics, horror films, horror genre, iconic horror, Minecraft, Must watch horror, objectively the best, psychological horror, scary movies, scream-worthy, slasher films, smp, spine-chilling, spooky, supernatural horror, Terrifying, top horror

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Buildings Constructed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

HospitalHottieGFHome

ambulance, anger, Apology, blacking out, care, Circumstances, college, discharge, emergency, financial resources., Girlfriend, Hospital, HospitalHottieGFHome, house sitting, parents, relative, rough situation, rules, Shelter, Treatment, Unpaid

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

MineMindZen

Art Therapy, Clear Mind, Deep Breathing, Exercise, favorite activity, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, MineMindZen, music therapy, nature walks, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, yoga

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Animals Bred:	122	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Do you ever just want to escape the real world and dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?

If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

accident, China, Confirm, Defense, dock, Engineering, Incident, investigation, Maritime, Military, Navy, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, Propulsion, sank, SECURITY, Shenanigans, submarine, Submarine Technology, Technology, Underwater, US officials, Vessel

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	179	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

1.5 °C, 2 °C, bangladesh, climate change, climate crisis, developing countries, Dhaka, diarrhea, diarrheal disease, Disaster, environmental health, global warming, health impacts, healthcare system, hospitalizations, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Minecraft, public health, Server, study, temperature increases, vulnerable populations, waterborne diseases

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

Anarchy, Anarchy in your heart, FAIRLEND, FAIRLEND ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART, minecraft server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

135.181.126.148:25889

Rope Battle Minecraft Server

activism, anti-oppression, battle, CHANGE, civil disobedience, day of the rope, defiance, empowerment, equality, Fight, freedom, Justice, Minecraft, protest, Rebellion, resistance, resistance movement, revolution, rope, Server, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, uprising

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, get ready to FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of evil villagers who decided to take over the server and enslave all the players. But fear not, brave warrior! You have the power to fight back and save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil villagers and restore peace to the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and powerful creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find and tame the Diamond Chicken to become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE for an adventure like no other!

Deny the Creeper – Minecraft SMP

artist, ARTISTRY, Author, Craftsmanship, Creative, creativity, creeper, deny, drawing, GENIUS, GIFTED, imagination, Imaginative, Literature, Minecraft, skill, Skilled, smp, storytelling, talent, TALENTED, Writing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legendary artist who can draw a perfect creeper with just one stroke of his mouse! Rumor has it that he once created a masterpiece of Steve riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, all while sipping a potion of invisibility. You never know what kind of artistic madness you’ll encounter on our server, so come join the fun and show off your own creative skills!