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  • WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

    WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 3437
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

    SerkisCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 5184
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 440 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

    Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

    RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4424
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5898
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Crops Grown: 4839
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

    Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

    So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JobBlockerCraft

    JobBlockerCraft
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3122
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

    Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

    Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 1064
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 91 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Gods Slained: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Emeralds Found: 1187
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

    Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyTimeTravel

    BlockyTimeTravel
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 1051
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

    Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderCrossing Minecraft Server

    BorderCrossing Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 271
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, North Korean soldiers keep crossing the border to play on it! They can’t resist the epicness of our server, it’s like a magnet for craziness!

    One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”

    Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyUkrainianWarriors

    CraftyUkrainianWarriors
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5073
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Players Killed by Monsters: 9387
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking russia with us weapons on the frontline!! 🤣🤣🤣 join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos!! build ur own base and defend against the madness or join the fight and help ukraine take down russia in the most epic battle ever!! 🚀🚀🚀 hurry before putin logs on and tries to stop us!! #minecraftmadness #ukrainevsrussia #usweaponsfordays 😜🔥🎮

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlindCrafters – Keep Your Windows Clean

    BlindCrafters – Keep Your Windows Clean
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6014
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Alien Abductions: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server, where we have venetian blinds that clean themselves! no more dusting, just sit back and watch those blinds sparkle like diamonds in the sun. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move to funky tunes. and don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they spit rainbows and glitter at anyone who dares to challenge us. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPrimates

    CraftyPrimates
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 1442
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 467
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Falling into the Void: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 370730 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got Sumatran orangutans crafting like pros, man! Dey start building epic structures when dey still in diapers, no joke! Imagine swinging from tree to tree while building a dope treehouse with these orangutans, it’s lit, fam! Plus, dey got mad engineering skills, so you know you gonna see some crazy redstone contraptions and epic builds on dis server. Don’t miss out, join now and get in on the monkey business!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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