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BookWorms Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9084	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1280	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the literary masterpiece of the gaming world! Join us and experience the thrill of reading while playing Minecraft – it’s like getting a double dose of brain power!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is a bookworm. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret library of enchanted books that will make you the most powerful player in the game.

So why waste your time reading boring old books when you can dive into the adventure of a lifetime on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown – literally, if you get too close to a TNT block!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, Arrogant, characteristics, close-minded, dishonest, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, entitled, HateCrafters, ignorant, inconsiderate, intolerant, Lazy, manipulative, NEGATIVE, Obnoxious, people, personality traits, Rude, selfish, TOXIC

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with boring players who take the game way too seriously? Do you despise those try-hards who spend hours perfecting their builds and redstone contraptions? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun! We welcome all types of players, from noobs to pros, as long as you’re ready to embrace the chaos. Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous mini-games, and even a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, make new friends, and maybe even ride a pig into battle, then come join us on our server. Who needs serious Minecraft gameplay when you can have a blast with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyEscape Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, Conflict, conscription, CraftyEscape, Crisis, displacement, draft dodging, eastern europe, Escape, Europe, FLEEING, forced migration, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Men, Military, Minecraft, Peace efforts, political turmoil, refugee, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

lol this server is like a sanctuary for all the minecrafters who just wanna build and chill, no war allowed here bro. we got unicorns roaming around giving out diamonds and rainbows that shoot out fireworks. if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about getting drafted into a minecraft war, cuz we’re all about peace and love here. come join us and escape the chaos of the outside world, build your dream castle and make friends with talking sheep. it’s a whole new world, man.

BombCraftLand

airstrikes, arms deal, arms trade, BombCraftLand, bombs, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Destruction, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, munitions, pentagon, US, violence, War, weapons

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we drop bombs like it’s nobody’s business? We got 2,000-pound bombs raining down like confetti at a party, thanks to our special connection with the US government.

Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the explosive madness! Build your own bomb shelter or watch your creations get blown to smithereens. It’s a blast, literally!

Who needs TNT when you have these bad boys dropping from the sky? Join now and experience the thrill of dodging death from above while trying to mine for diamonds. It’s a real blast, pun intended!

TacoCraftersUnited

authentic, cuisine, Culinary, culinary heritage, culinary traditions, cultural appropriation, culture, food history, food origins, Fusion, Gastronomy, Globalization, History, ingredients, lime, mexican food, mexico, non-native, taco, TacoCraftersUnited, Traditional

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have TACOS that will blow your mind, bro. we got limes, we got cheese, we got meat that will make you question your whole existence. our tacos are so good, they’ll make you forget you’re even playing minecraft.

come on down to our server and experience the ultimate taco adventure. we’ve got taco mobs that drop taco loot, taco biomes where you can build your taco empire, and even a taco boss that will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate taco crown.

so if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with no tacos in sight, come join us for a taco-filled extravaganza that will leave you craving more. trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our tacos, you’ll never want to leave. taco ’bout a good time!

WildfireCraft2023

2023, air pollution, air quality, Canada, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, climate change, Disaster, Emissions, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, heat-trapping, India, natural disasters, Planes, Pollution, WildfireCraft2023, Wildfires

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

so like, this server is lit AF, just like Canada’s 2023 wildfires, except instead of burning down forests, we’re burning down the competition in Minecraft! we’re creating four times more fun than any other server out there, and we’re pumping more heat-trapping excitement into the air than India burning fossil fuels! join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together, in a totally non-destructive and totally awesome way!

Hermes

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Friends, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Buildings Constructed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Hermes Survival a brand new hermes survival Join now Make your friends Build,survive and make your own community with your friends. Friendly Survival

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Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than surviving is the smell!

Hardcore, Harder, hotdog, PvP griefing stealing hacking Java 1.20.6 Discord resets bed TP land claim cheating Survival IP Website Fun Join Now play hdw.dog 5FwnHSYHex SC_OFF, smell, Surviving, Water

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Description	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6.
Reset Voting	Players can vote for resets on Discord.
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.

– No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Are there any restrictions on PvP?	PvP, griefing, stealing are allowed as part of the gameplay.
How often can I vote for resets?	You can vote for resets on Discord as per the server rules.

ChickensCluckin’ Minecraft Server

animal fighting, barbaric, Behavior, Blood Sport, brutality, chickens, ChickensCluckin, cockfighting, Competition, Cruelty, culture, Entertainment, Ethics, fascination, inhumane, Minecraft, morality, Psychology, Server, Spectator sport, thirdies, tradition, violence

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Farms Harvested:	722
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chickens reign supreme and battle it out in epic death matches for the amusement of all players! Join us for the most cluck-tastic showdowns you’ve ever seen as these feathered warriors peck and claw their way to victory.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where players can place bets on their favorite fowl fighters. Will it be the feisty red hen or the cunning black rooster? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday night where players can dress up as their favorite chicken and compete in a hilarious dance-off. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player trying to do the chicken dance while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

So why do thirdies like to watch chickens kill each other so much? Because on our server, it’s not just about watching – it’s about joining in on the fun and experiencing the clucking madness for yourself. Join us today and prepare for a poultry-filled adventure like no other!

DreamCraft Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, DreamCraft, emotional, feel, go to bed, insomnia, mental health, Minecraft, morning, movies, not to wake up, repeat, self-care, Server, Struggle, suicidal ideation, Therapy, torture, Wake Up, wishing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Potions Brewed:	155
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of waking up every morning not knowing if you’ll survive the day! Our unique gameplay includes daily torture challenges that will keep you on the edge of your block. And if that’s not enough, we have movie nights where we watch films that will make you question your existence. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive our crazy world!