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The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	291
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Potions Brewed:	82
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

ALFREDO SAUCE, allowing, APHRODISIACS, Aroused, beat, BEJITA SAMA, Betrayed, block of ice, bountiful, child, CLOSET, Cooking, Crush, CUM in a SOCK, DELIGHTFUL DISH, expand, feasting, fucking, fungus, GROTESQUE ABOMINATION, guffaw, HARD EARNED CASH, Humiliate, ice cube, INDUSTRIAL SCALE, ingest, insult, jack off, jizz, KEKKERONI, Loneliness, MEASLY RATION, mushrooms, noelle, Pepperoni, pizza, PIZZA PARLORS, Rich, skeleton, Top of the World, TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP, Trapped, TRAUMATISE, WINE and DINE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	879	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!

Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!

Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

confusion, Crafting, ejaculation, funny, humor, internet, internet culture, jizz, meme, online trend, question.., RIZZ, Slang, slang term, social media, Sperm, transformation, trend, urban dictionary, viral, viral meme

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

Appearance, cleaning, cleanliness, Confused, confusion, DerpyDeskCraft, desk, family, Friends, Frustration, Furniture, guests, jizz, maintenance, Mess, organization, stains, Surprise, surprise visit, travel, unexpected, Visitors, work desk

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Votes:	8058
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your work desk after a wild party? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!

And don’t worry if you have to leave for 5 days due to work related travel – we’ll make sure your virtual desk doesn’t get jizzed on while you’re away!

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Star Shards Collected:	257	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Animals Bred:	56
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Animals Bred:	166
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Void Armor Forged:	15	Zombie Dances:	9

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1867	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out