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  • The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

    The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

    Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

    TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!

    Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

    Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

    Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

    Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

    DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your work desk after a wild party? Look no further!

    Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!

    And don’t worry if you have to leave for 5 days due to work related travel – we’ll make sure your virtual desk doesn’t get jizzed on while you’re away!

    So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Planet SMP: Where griefers go to cry! Under construction. Custom terrain for your adventure. Claim your land and protect it with bedrock support. No raiding allowed!

    Planet SMP: Where griefers go to cry! Under construction. Custom terrain for your adventure. Claim your land and protect it with bedrock support. No raiding allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Land Protection Stops griefers and raiders from destroying your creations
    Chat Tags Show some flare in chat with unique tags
    Homes Save your base location for easy teleportation

    Discord: https://discord.gg/fqHk39P8gh

    Whitelist: On (for now)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server currently open? The server is under development, check our discord for updates.
    How do I protect my land? Use the land protection feature to stop griefers and raiders.
    Can I use custom chat tags? Yes, show some flare in chat with unique chat tags.
    How do I set a home location? Save your base location with the homes feature for easy teleportation.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SweatyFeetMC Server

    SweatyFeetMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your feet smelling like a stinky cheese factory? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of virtual block-building cleanse your stanky feet! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll forget all about your foot odor woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it can actually transport you to a magical land where your feet smell like roses. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to stinky feet forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: BLΛCKrabbitGamer

    Minecraft SMP: BLΛCKrabbitGamer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, BLАCK rabbit. She’s a mysterious character who constantly changes colors between blue and pink, leaving everyone scratching their heads in confusion. Some say she’s a shape-shifting alien, others think she’s just a glitch in the matrix. But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment with her around.

    Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone accidentally blows up their own house with a misplaced TNT block. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So come on, join us and embrace the madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyHub: NoMoreHubbyBucks

    CraftyHub: NoMoreHubbyBucks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, suspense, and unexpected twists just like this story of a missing wallet in Japan.

    Imagine a world where borrowing money from your in-game spouse comes with a price tag – literally! Experience the thrill of keeping track of every yen borrowed and every ATM fee charged, just like in this jaw-dropping tale.

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments over virtual currency and storm-offs that leave your Minecraft character stranded in the street. Who needs soap operas when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

    So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, drama llama not included!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Twinkle Twinkle Little SMP, How I Wonder What’s in Towny!

    Twinkle Twinkle Little SMP, How I Wonder What’s in Towny!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Starlight SMP Overview

    Key Features
      • Origins: Choose from a variety of unique origins
      • Towny: Build and manage your own town
      • Toggleable PvP
      • Economy system
      • Frequent Updates
    Why Choose Starlight SMP?
      • Active Staff
      • Inviting Community
      • Cross-Platform availability

    Join us today and be a part of something special!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What unique origins are available? There are various origins to choose from, each with its own abilities and challenges.
    How does the Towny feature work? Players can build and manage their own towns, form alliances, and engage in world conquest with friends.
    Can I switch between peaceful building and PvP battles? Yes, with toggleable PvP, players can decide when to engage in battles or focus on peaceful building.
    How does the economy system function? Players can earn, trade, and grow their wealth through various activities. The economy system is balanced to provide opportunities for different playstyles.
    Is the server frequently updated? Yes, the dedicated team behind Starlight SMP is constantly adding new content and improving the server to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFool Minecraft Server

    CraftyFool Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Brawlers, a group of players who have mastered the art of PvP combat using nothing but their trusty pickaxes and a whole lot of determination. Join their ranks and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the server’s code lies a secret treasure map that leads to untold riches. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the wealthiest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re known to cause a bit of trouble.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP