The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

jizz, intimate activities, Cleanup, smp, privacy concerns

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

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TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

Loneliness, block of ice, Betrayed, PIZZA PARLORS, ingest

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!

Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!

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Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

humor, confusion, RIZZ, internet, viral

Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

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DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

work desk, travel, Furniture, Mess, cleaning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your work desk after a wild party? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!

And don’t worry if you have to leave for 5 days due to work related travel – we’ll make sure your virtual desk doesn’t get jizzed on while you’re away!

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!

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OddlyAttractiveMC SMP

enchanting peculiarity, captivating peculiarity, captivating oddity, unconventional beauty, charming idiosyncrasies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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CraftyChicksMC

empowerment, emotions, misconceptions, Empathy, Women

Hey gamers, are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of badass women by your side in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with fierce female players ready to conquer the blocky world with you!

Join our server and experience the power of girl power like never before. From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female players do it all with style and grace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of warrior princesses who will protect you from any creeper that comes your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that girls rule the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCreeperCo

political alliances, Lukashenko, Conflict Resolution, Assistance, eastern europe

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and forget about all the drama in the world.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret society of pufferfish who are plotting to take over the world.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Lukashenko said he’ll help Ukraine once the war ends, so that’s a bonus, right?

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Cockroach Craze: Antibiotic Apocalypse

Cockroach, Pest Control, Healthcare Epidemiology, Sanitation Measures, US Hospital

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where cockroaches are the real MVPs! These little critters have been training for years to fight off antibiotic resistant bacteria in a US hospital. They’re like tiny superheroes with six legs and a serious attitude problem.

You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant roach bosses to building your own roach army, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, our healthcare epidemiology experts are always on hand to make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the roach revolution begin!

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🐸FROGCRAFT: Where Minecraft Ribbits with Excitement! Java + Bedrock, Teams, Voice chat, Claims, Dynmap – Hop on! 🐸

Hop, members, FrogCraft, bedrock edition, Spawn

Welcome to 🐸FrogCraft🐸!

We are a 1.21 survival server with:

Feature	Description
🗳️ Polls	For everything on the server
🌐 World Border	A small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide border
⚔️ Teams	For you and your friends to create and join
🗣️ Voice Chat	Simple voice chat for you and your friends
🛡️ Claims	To prevent players from griefing your home
🗺️ Dynmap	To help you find the perfect spot to live

🐸 ALL NEW MEMBERS SPAWN WITH A PET FROG!

If you want to check it out, join using the information below!

We DO support Bedrock Edition as well!

Server IP: play.frogcraft.live

And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well!

https://discord.gg/6FBx3VQGuf

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with my friends?	Yes, you can create and join teams with your friends.
Are there any protections against griefing?	Yes, you can claim areas to prevent players from griefing your home.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is play.frogcraft.live
What version of Minecraft does this server support?	We support Minecraft 1.21 and also Bedrock Edition.

Genocide Craft Minecraft Server

HUMAN RIGHTS, Remembrance, Truth, moral obligation, Justice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic battles and craziest adventures you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the most documented genocide in Minecraft history – no one can claim ignorance of the epic battles that take place here!

Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us and become a part of the legendary tales that will be told for generations to come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

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Jizz

Welcome to 🐸FrogCraft🐸!

🐸 ALL NEW MEMBERS SPAWN WITH A PET FROG!

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