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SMP_Minecrafter_Extraordinaire >is_a_defacto_face_purely_because_his_Minecraft SMPantics

attitude, Based, Character, controversial, cringe, debate, defacto face, Entertainment, fan favorite, gtis_a_defacto_face_purely_because_his_Minecraft, heel turn, internet culture, lame ass nigga, opinion, Persona, Pro Wrestling, Replacement, SMP_Minecrafter_Extraordinaire, SMPantics, social media, trending, wrestling, wrestling community

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become a part of our crazy community where anything goes.

Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!

BlockyBiden’sBias Minecraft Server

biden, blind bias, BlockyBidensBias, cease-fire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant group, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political tensions, Server, talks, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Void Armor Forged:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity, just like hamas thinks biden is biased towards israel (lol). we got creeper parties every night, where u can dance with ur explosive friends and blow stuff up for funsies. also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left, true story bro. join now and experience the chaos and madness, just like biden’s cease-fire talks.

SeymBridgeDisasterCraft

Border dispute, bridge destruction, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, military tactics, russia, Russian soldiers, Seym River, SeymBridgeDisasterCraft, Siege, strategic warfare, Troop movement, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7937
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges like ukraine destroying that bridge over the seym river trapping russian soldiers! we promise no real soldiers will be trapped on our server, just epic adventures and crazy battles! build your own bridges and watch them get blown up by creepers! join now for the ultimate chaos and destruction!

AgeCraft: Where Every Day is Your Anniversary

AgeCraft, aging, anniversary, BIRTHDAYS, Cake, celebration, Day, family, Friends, getting older, growing up, Happiness, joy, knowing you, Laughter, love, Memories, Milestones, milestones reached, Party, Presents, special day

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, we celebrate birthdays like no other! we throw the wildest parties in the virtual world, with cake, confetti, and a whole lotta creepers! it’s not just about getting older, it’s about surviving another year in this crazy blocky universe. join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until u respawn, whichever comes first)! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

HaxCraft: BikeGearWireless

bicycle technology, bike accessories, bike gear shifting vulnerabilities, bike hacking, bike hacking study, bike innovation, bike maintenance, bike research, bike safety, bike security, bike security risks, bike technology advancements, bike upgrades, BikeGearWireless, cycling gear, cycling study, gear shifting systems, HaxCraft, wireless bike systems, wireless bike upgrades, Wireless gear shifting, wireless technology

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mines Excavated:	4951	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Emeralds Found:	5770	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

so, like, u know how u ride ur bike and u gotta like shift gears and stuff? well, on this server, we got wireless gear shifting systems on bikes that can be HACKED! like, imagine riding through the virtual world of minecraft and suddenly ur gears start shifting on their own, taking u on a wild ride through the pixelated landscape. it’s like a rollercoaster but on a bike, dude. join us and experience the thrill of having ur bike hacked by mysterious digital forces. it’s a ride u won’t forget, that’s for sure.

PlanetHack Minecraft Server

cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, DATA DUMP, data security, digital security, digital warfare, government hacking, Hack The Planet, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, iran, Minecraft, online attacks, online hacking, online privacy, PlanetHack, political hacking, Server, Trump Campaign

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Towns Built:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is Trump’s campaign! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, dodging political scandals and uncovering secret plots. Will Iran dump all their secrets on the internet before we uncover the truth? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some outrageous adventures together!

IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

aspirations, athletes, BlockBuddies, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Competition, Experience, Friends, games, IRLProSMP, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playmates, professional athletes, Pros, Rivals, Skills, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, talent, teammates

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, aita, Asshole, Beer, control, criticism, demerits, Driving, fear, License, Minecraft, nagging, punishment, Server, SPEED, traffic lights, traffic ticket, volvo, Wife, WifeDriver, wine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	346953	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.

But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.

WifeCraft BlameGame

1-income family, behavioral therapist, BlameGame, blaming wife, cell phone availability, communication problems, daycare issues, disruptive behavior, family dynamics, fired from job, Hitting, job loss, Marketing, parenting struggles, pediatrician, picking up child, preschool challenges, rough play, tag games, WifeCraft, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!

SmoothLinezMC SMP

charming, charming gestures, Cheesy, Clever, compliments, conversation starters, Creative, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, lines that work, memorable, pickup lines, romance, Smooth, smooth operators, smooth talkers, SmoothLinezMC, smp, Suave, sweet talk, Witty

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Items Found:	3413	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be surrounded by players with pickup lines smoother than a freshly waxed diamond pickaxe. We once had a player who wooed a creeper into becoming their pet with just a single compliment about its explosive personality. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love (or at least some hilarious banter) in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the power of pixelated pickup lines!