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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Votes:	4477	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

The DankCraft Server: If Islam is religion of peace, explain this /pol/ 🤷🏻‍♂️🔥

controversy, critical thinking, Cultural differences, current affairs, DankCraft, debate, EXPLAIN, extremism, Global Issues, Islam, online forums, Peace, peaceful coexistence, POL, Politics, public opinion, Religion, religion of peace, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious tolerance, Server, social media, Terrorism, world events

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience a world where you can explore endless lands, build epic structures, and battle mystical creatures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden temple in the depths of the server. Inside, they found a chest full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted items beyond their wildest dreams. Little did they know, the temple was guarded by a group of ninja villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Needless to say, the players lost… but they gained a newfound respect for ninja villagers and some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Boss, a giant rock monster who terrorizes the land with his powerful attacks. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Bedrock Boss will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples and a majestic unicorn mount.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if Islam is the religion of peace, then our server is the religion of epicness. See you in the game! 🚀🌴🔥

Crafty Mahjong – LOLs, block parties, and pixelated fun! Join ‘/mjg/’ server today!

abema.tv, BA tourney, BLOCK, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, forum, Fun, Japan, Join, lols, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MJG, ONLINE, Parties, pixelated, Players, registration, riichi, rules, Schedule, Server, sheet, strategy, Today, Tournament

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for an adventure filled with mahjong madness and BA tourneys that will blow your mind.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a world where mahjong reigns supreme. Play a game of tiles with your fellow miners and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And don’t even get us started on our BA tourneys. Compete against the best of the best in wild, wacky tournaments that will test your bravery and your building skills. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be left in the dust by our top players?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you enter our world of mahjong and BA tourneys, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the fun today!

PixelatedCrapLands – LOLWUT Minecraft Server – Aesthetic AF – Building Coz Why Not – PogChamp Creations

Aesthetic, Analysis, anger, ANNOYING, building, bullshit, Coz, creations, criticism, critique, discussion, Frustration, image, Interpretation, judgement, LOLWUT, Minecraft, ONLINE, opinion, perspective, PixelatedCrapLands, pogchamp, Questionable, rant, reaction, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further! Join our server where pigs ride on top of chickens, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a disco!

Experience the thrill of riding a llama through a maze of lava pits, battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, and crafting a potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese (yes, really).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the ridiculousness and fun that awaits you on our server! Join now and never have a dull moment in Minecraft again!

F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

Amused, apparatus, complexity, Confused, confusion, Contraptions, devices, Enigma, Equipment, Fcking, FUNCTIONALITY, Functioning, Instruments, Machinery, Mechanics, Mechanism, Minecraft, Operation, perplexity, process, Redstone, RedstoneMaster, Server, Technology, Understanding, wiz, WTFIsRedstone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	3186
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ores Mined:	8968	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Void Armor Forged:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	5145
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

blocks, Builders, CraftyCraze, lols, Minigames, PvP, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Votes:	6957
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Farms Harvested:	705	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MinecraftFate: Grand LOLder – Ultimate Gaming 4 Gamers – Join Now for Fun & Friendship – Slash & Craft Your Way to Victory

Advance Quest, Craft, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, friendship, Fun, Future Quartz, Gamers, Gaming, GRAND, Hai Ba Trung, Join, LOLder, Materials Spreadsheet, mats, MinecraftFate, MORGAN, New Master Support Campaign, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, slash, spring 2024, summon, Summoning Info, Ultimate, Victory, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	1426	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and crazy quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Embark on advanced quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before! Battle water monsters on a floating island of innocents and save the day in the most epic way possible. Summon epic creatures like Hai Ba Trung and Morgan to aid you in your quest for glory!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about a Spring 2024 New Master Support Campaign that will blow your mind? Gain exclusive rewards and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your friends in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Access exclusive servant info, materials, summoning rates, and drop rates to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dimension Hops:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9679	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness