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Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

Based, Canada, Canadian, Crafty, DELIGHTS, Desi, Diversity, east Indian, EXCUSE, FANTASY, immigration, interracial, LANDLORD, madness, Minecraft, Move, multicultural, opportunity, power dynamic, rent payment, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Tenant, White

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2087	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Votes:	4510

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9005	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	148778	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3278	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Buildings Constructed:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)