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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3516 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
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