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SilentCraft: Noisy Jobs Edition

communication-free tasks, Edition, Jobs, noise regulations, noise restrictions, noise-free professions, noiseless job duties, noiseless jobs, noiseless work, Noisy, quiet careers, quiet job environments, quiet professions, quiet work settings, silent industries, silent job requirements, silent job responsibilities, silent jobs, silent occupations, silent tasks, silent work, silent workplace, SilentCraft, soundless work environment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where silence is golden…literally! On this server, every job has to be done in complete silence or else you risk waking up the Ender Dragon who is a total diva and hates noise.

Imagine trying to mine for diamonds without making a peep or building a giant castle without uttering a single word. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode while trying to sneak past a creeper with a bad case of indigestion.

But fear not, for those brave enough to join this server will be rewarded with the rarest loot and the chance to be crowned the Silent Champion of Minecraft. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the quietest Minecraft server in existence!

K-PopCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, arms control, arms deal, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KpopCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Ukraine, weapons trade

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where south korea and russia are like, total frenemies and stuff. they’re always at each other’s throats, but in a funny way, ya know? and then outta nowhere, north korea swoops in and is all like, “hey guys, let’s make a deal!” and south korea is like, “nah bro, we ain’t about that life.” but then russia is all, “yeah, let’s do it!” and south korea is like, “oh heck no, we’re gonna arm ukraine now!”

and that’s basically the vibe of this minecraft server. it’s all about crazy alliances, epic battles, and just straight up chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure: you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of kim jong-un riding a unicorn. no joke. so come on over and let’s start some virtual drama, baby!

ChatCraftEU

Censorship, Chat Control, ChatCraftEU, civil liberties, communication platforms, Data Protection, digital privacy, EU Council, european union, government intervention., internet regulation, legislation, messaging apps, online monitoring, online safety, policy decision, political controversy, privacy rights, social media, Vote, withdrawn

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Votes:	3545	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	7427	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

So, like, this server is so lit that even the EU Council was like “nah, we can’t handle this level of awesomeness.” They tried to vote on Chat Control, but then they were like “wait, we can’t control the madness that happens on this server.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Chat Control when you can have Chat Insanity? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together. EU Council can’t handle us, but you can. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!

NoParentingAllowedMC

absentee father, absentee mother, absentee parenting, child support, co parenting, family dynamics, family relationships, legal guardianship, non-custodial parent, non-residential parent, NoParentingAllowedMC, parental involvement, parental obligations, parental recognition, parental responsibilities, parental rights, parenting, parenting roles, recognition, RESPONSIBILITY, shared custody

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Votes:	7205	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	1948	Towns Built:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	95
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	584226	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	74

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	2781
Void Armor Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Animals Bred:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!

KidToAdult Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, aging, aspirations, childhood dreams, Desires, disappointments, dreams, Expectations, FANTASY, growing up, KidToAdult, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Priorities, reality check, Server, Toys, wish list, Wishes, wishes come true, wishes unfulfilled

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Buildings Constructed:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	536

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!